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Song Parodies -> "Spitzer's Blunder Gland"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Felix Bernard
Parody Song Title:
"Spitzer's Blunder Gland"
Parody Written by:
John Jenkins
The Lyrics
While Eliot Spitzer was establishing a reputation as a crusading opponent of vice and crime, one law breaking organization was allowed to prosper.
We’re a ring - prostitution -
That avoids prosecution.
The governor said
That we’d get ahead,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.
We are hard working ladies,
Who drive brand new Mercedes
‘Cause Eliot tips
When we use our whips,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.
When Spitzer jailed all our competition,
We feared he would come and shut us down;
But, since he got to know our positions,
He lets us do our job in any town.
Client 8 visits each week,
Client 9’s a control freak,
But we’re not afraid
Because he prepaid,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.
When Spitzer jailed all our competition,
We thought he would prosecute us next;
But now he has to show false contrition
For being under-loved and over-sexed.
Since our vi - tal profession
Is immune to recession,
We’ll frolic and play
The Emerald way,
‘Til they lock up Spitzer’s blunder gland.
That avoids prosecution.
The governor said
That we’d get ahead,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.
We are hard working ladies,
Who drive brand new Mercedes
‘Cause Eliot tips
When we use our whips,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.
When Spitzer jailed all our competition,
We feared he would come and shut us down;
But, since he got to know our positions,
He lets us do our job in any town.
Client 8 visits each week,
Client 9’s a control freak,
But we’re not afraid
Because he prepaid,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.
When Spitzer jailed all our competition,
We thought he would prosecute us next;
But now he has to show false contrition
For being under-loved and over-sexed.
Since our vi - tal profession
Is immune to recession,
We’ll frolic and play
The Emerald way,
‘Til they lock up Spitzer’s blunder gland.
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Having to stretch a little to overlay the OS with syllables' natural stresses in a couple lines here more than repaid the effort with a fun final sing-along. Nice job. :-)
festive sing-a-ling and nice title switch
Sir John J, for this is verrrry cute! It really rocks: "we'll frolic & play the Emerald way"! And . . ."a profession that is immune to Recession"! Great lines, Sir!!
doth Gov Spitzer have an UberGland??
Ah, Clitsmas in spring.
Good job reworking Xmas here, but I guess to Mrs. Spitzer it's not a marry holiday..
he he
Thanks for votes and comments. In the last verse, the Emerald way should be Emperors way. Parodists just can't find decent proof readers these days.
JJ - Very nice touch with the refs and the subs:
"We are hard working ladies,"
"Who drive brand new Mercedes"
I'm pulling lever 5.
"We are hard working ladies,"
"Who drive brand new Mercedes"
I'm pulling lever 5.
Stuffing your ballet box with 5s
blundergland is too funny!!!
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