We’re a ring - prostitution -
That avoids prosecution.
The governor said
That we’d get ahead,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.

We are hard working ladies,
Who drive brand new Mercedes
‘Cause Eliot tips
When we use our whips,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.

When Spitzer jailed all our competition,
We feared he would come and shut us down;
But, since he got to know our positions,
He lets us do our job in any town.

Client 8 visits each week,
Client 9’s a control freak,
But we’re not afraid
Because he prepaid,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.

When Spitzer jailed all our competition,
We thought he would prosecute us next;
But now he has to show false contrition
For being under-loved and over-sexed.

Since our vi - tal profession
Is immune to recession,
We’ll frolic and play
The Emerald way,
‘Til they lock up Spitzer’s blunder gland.