Song Parodies -> Kansas Twister

Original Song Title:

"Kansas City"

Original Performer:

Fats Domino

  
Parody Song Title:

"Kansas Twister"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

Came a big Kansas Twister,
Kansas Twister's what it was
Yes, a big Kansas Twister,
Kansas Twister's what it was
It carried Dorothy, and lil' Toto high,
And off to the land of Oz

They're skippin' along, by the flowers,
Yellow brick road
Yeah, dancin' along, by the flowers,
Yellow brick road
Amazed by all the crazy colors
And the marv'lous sights that Oz land showed

There's a Scarecrow, no brain
A Tin man with pain
Then too, a Cowardly Lion who
Keeps cryin' with shame...

Dancin' thru Emerald City,
Emerald City, here they come
Dancin' thru Emerald City
Emerald City, here they come
Just hopin' some help from the Wizard gets,
Dorothy back to where she's from

(Instrumental interlude)

The Wicked Witch of the West
Wants Dorothy's slippers, red
That Wicked Witch of the West
Wants Dorothy's slippers, red
So, she drugs her with some poppys
Till she falls asleep in bed...

The Scarecrow and Tin Man
Start lettin' out a yelp
Till The Good Witch of the North hears
And brings some snow to help...

Soon, they all find the Wizard,
Find the Wizard there in Oz
Well, he's sort of a con man
That they never knew he was
And Dorothy's magic Ruby slippers
Get her back home to old Kan-sas....
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TJC - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, and a nice Twist on a golden oldie! (and I loved how the first third of your song was in black and white!)
alvin rhodes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderful adaptation
AFW - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC....and I'm glad you pointed that out...I wasn't sure anyone would notice....and thanks, alvin
Red Ant - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Let's hope that in 60+ years this will be as good as the movie was.
AFW - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant...but, I don't believe I got that kind of blockbuster, here
PMS - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I declare this twister an F(ing) 5.

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