-> "I'm Nauseous(from tainted meat)"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Walking"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Nauseous(from tainted meat)"
The Lyrics
I'm nauseous, yes indeed
not cautious about what I eat
Oh, Jesus, that fart just wet my seat
That sausage I did reheat
just might have been tainted meat
I just barfed, and here comes a repeat
Poo is gonna smear when I try to wipe
Ass is gonna hurt "til I want to cry
House is gonna stink bad and that's no lie
Three-week-old burrito just might be why
That taco behind my seat
the next time; throw out, not eat
I'm praying right now for quick relief
~ ~ ~ (Gagging, retching & barfing sounds where the saxophone solo gets played) ~ ~ ~
I'm suff'rin; I've got diarrhea
Bad cramps hurt quite painfully
Please find the Imodium for me
I'm writhing in agony
This state is a drag to me
Continue to gag and retch and heave
On the toilet stool for the whole damn night
Contaminated food; it did not taste right
Now I'm going through a most awful plight
Acute salmonella; that sure does bite
I'm barfin', my lunch I spewed
My rear end don't feel too good
It feels like I'm sh *ttin' out jet fuel
~ ~ ~ (Moaning, gagging, retching sounds out to Fade) ~ ~ ~
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