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Song Parodies -> "Tariff Man"

Original Song Title:

"Hound Dog Man"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Tariff Man"

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The Lyrics

The latest news out of DC
Tariff man, tariff man, I’m gonna be a tariff man

I’m gonna threaten an old lapdog
I’m gonna get Xi, make him pay
Then, I’ll make him earn a truce
I’m confronting all the way
That’s designed for strife you see
I will sling some misery and as a

Tariff man, tariff man, I’m on a spree as a tariff man

I’m gonna tweet out with no warning
Oh yeah, with the trade war won
My cult’ll say, might even hail
Make ‘em pay, it’s fun
I think I will boldly bluff
I’ll stun with fear as I’m acting gruff a–like a

Tariff man, tariff man, don’t even plea, I’m a tariff man

I’ll spook that commie fool, salivating my mouth will foam
He’s gonna feel my gritty hiss
I’m gonna tweet it in a bliss
I am sublime, I know, base kiss-a-me and adore
Xi’s gonna have some drear and buy, I’ll shine and a-bask in glow
That’s the blinding knife I’ll wield
Ah – so I’ll fling an added fee and I’m a

Tariff man, tariff man, I am a gleeful tariff man

And every slime I know, they gonna dis-a-me, know the score
They’re gonna dread the smear of this guy, whine, aghast in woe
That’s the kind of strife they’ll see, tariff’s like an added fee from a

Tariff man, tariff man, I’m on a spree as a tariff man
Tariff man, tariff man, I am a gleeful tariff man
Tariff man, tariff man, tariff man.

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alexander's ragtag band - December 06, 2018 - Report this comment
I remember when people said if the stinking foreigners imposed tariffs and made our stuff too expensive for them, we should make their stuff too expensive here. But if Trump says it, it is wrong.

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