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Song Parodies -> "Want To Kill Ernie"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Myself To Sleep"

Original Performer:

Ernie of Sesame Street

Parody Song Title:

"Want To Kill Ernie"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Sometime I been really sick of Ernie
But it's no so bad
I don't worry
I disagree
In fact...
I'm glad!

Because I
Hit him with my knees
And I punch him in the face
A beatdown without Bert
What a big disgrace
I kick at his groin
And then I must agree
I want to kill Ernie

I wrap around his body
With lots of duct tape
What if you know what's happened
And I'm not irate
A strange someone I can count on
She's his new enemy
She wants to kill Ernie

I really force him off his bed across the floor
He turns and also toss
Then I start to fight
My well-fighting knees
Helps me attack him
And I'm a fighting right now
And I'll just body slam

Well I'm gettin' kind of rowdy
He is without Bert
I'm not happy-go-lucky
And will Ernie get hurt
Time to really a lay a beatin'
He's our enemy
We want to kill Ernie

Oh yeah
We want to kill Ernie

Fight with our knees
We want to kill Ernie

And we will agree
We want to kill Ernie

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