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Song Parodies -> "True Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Christmas"

Original Performer:

Ernest Tubb (1948)

Parody Song Title:

"True Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Riçhard Henrí

The Lyrics

So prayers this year for all of you, for Christians across America, for Christians around the world and for unbelievers: During this holiday season, may something other than wallets be touched. May that “something other” be the hearts of God’s people. May those hearts be touched by the Hand of Jesus. May you have a very, very True Christmas.
I'll have a true Christmas Lord with You;
I'll be a true witness here for You.
Christmas shoppers delight
going out day and night.
But, I’ll stay with you Lord
I’ll pray: “Please hold me tight.”

And when those bills of Christmas come callin’;
And all those Christmas shoppers start bawlin’,
Seeing how much they’ll pay
for their shopping holiday,
while I had a true, true Christmas.

I'll have a true Christmas Lord with You;
I'll be a true witness here for You.
For His people let’s pray
they’ll receive God’s Grace today,
then they’ll have a true, true Christmas.
We’ll all have a true, true, true, true Christmas.

A-men.

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dismayed - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
So, sitting at home during Christmas shopping is Christ-like? I think you need to go help some widows and orphans. They sure could use the assistance.

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