would u diet? if i asked u to diet
would u be sick? if thats what it takes
would u jog, just twice round the block
would u put down the big cream cake.

would u tremble, if i took ur crisps.
would u cry, if i ate ur pie
now would u die, without some lard
eat some veg mayb some....cabbage

we could have great sex every nite
if u jus lost a few stone
u cant stand on me forever
u might break, my little bones

would u sweat, if u went for a walk
would u fill buckets, if u lifted weights
ur fat is way too high
if im the one u love
then loose some weight, it would be great.

chorous

oooh, i cant even hold u
i cant even hold u, ooh yeah
i get sucked right in, to ur mahoosive belly
i dont wana b suffocated 2nite.

chorous.