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Song Parodies -> "Machete"

Original Song Title:

"Enjoli"

Original Performer:

Enjoli Commerial

Parody Song Title:

"Machete"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

It can sever you limb-from-limb,
it can cut off your hands
And even deny you being a man
Because it’s a weapon,
W-E-A-P-O-N, LONG BLADE,

Machete!

Can cause decapitation,
it can pierce your organs
Makes for a wicked one-swipe cast-ra-tion
Because it’s a weapon,
W-E-A-P-O-N, LONG BLADE,

Machete!

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Overall Rating: 3.8

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