Song Parodies -> Love My Blender
| Original Song Title: | "Love Me Tender" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis |
| Parody Song Title: | "Love My Blender" |
| Parody Written by: | Joe Melchionne |
Wrote this when I was a kid.
Love my blender
Love my stew
Love my pumpkin pie
There is nothing I wont eat
It all ends up on my thighs
Love my fryer
Love my chops
Really, really deep fried
Love my fatback sandwiches
And I always will
Love my bacon
Love my ham
The fat travels to my heart
For its there that it belongs
Till it attacks my heart
Love my surgeon
Love my bypass
Now I feel so fine
My heart will beat for many years
Till the end of time
(When at last my stitches heal
And I am released
You will find me chowing down
Eating like a pig)
Love my stew
Love my pumpkin pie
There is nothing I wont eat
It all ends up on my thighs
Love my fryer
Love my chops
Really, really deep fried
Love my fatback sandwiches
And I always will
Love my bacon
Love my ham
The fat travels to my heart
For its there that it belongs
Till it attacks my heart
Love my surgeon
Love my bypass
Now I feel so fine
My heart will beat for many years
Till the end of time
(When at last my stitches heal
And I am released
You will find me chowing down
Eating like a pig)
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Pretty good, Joe....if I hadn't read where you said you wrote it as a kid..I would have thought it written by someone who had a bypass.
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