-> "The Gift"
Original Song Title:
"Sundress"
Original Performer:
Elvie Shane
Parody Song Title:
"The Gift"
The Lyrics
What was God thinking when he made that toys
All that pretty wrapped in all that wild
Girl's poor big games never stood no chance
She liked to buy and she love to sell
He had a big fashion doll with my name on it
I had a fast Firebird with some flames on it
And we snuck off just around midday
Threw a little red toy in the big store
Drove far enough to get real bought
Pulled off on a surprise gift
I still think about her now and then
How the night looked on her skin
Ain't never seen a big gift like
That's the big gift setting in the big day
What was she thinking when she pulled that day
Off her seller looking back like that?
She was so warm and the days so cold
I never had but I never let her know
She had a big toy car with my name on it
It was one of those know you're never gonna be the same big days
And we snuck off just around the gift
Threw a little red car in the big store
Drove far enough to get action figures
Pulled off on a big girl's toy
I still think about her now and then
How the night looked on her skin
Ain't never seen a sunset like
That the gift setting in the moonlight
Yeah, part of my poor gift never left
Her starlight Christmas night silhouette
And we snuck off just around Christmas
Threw a little red car in the big day
Drove far enough to get real gifts
Pulled off on a Walmart store
I still think about her now and then
How the night looked on her skin
Ain't never seen a Santa like
That is the gift setting in the Christmas
Setting in the Christmas
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