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Song Parodies -> "Grandma Got Run Over by a Panzer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Panzer"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Sorry, couldn't help myself!
Grandma got run over by a panzer
Fighting in Russia 'gainst the Nazis
Her Motherland she never would abandon
Grabbed a PP and left the factory

She'd been drinkin' too much Vodka
And we all begged her not to go
But she wanted to find a new machine gun
To spill some German blood out in the snow

When they found her the next mornin'
At the scene of her attack
Nothing was left but gore and her head
She was crushed underneath the Tiger's tracks!


Now we're all so proud of Grandma
Threw Molotovs and gave 'em all hell
Sprayed some infantry with bullets
And sent some of those fascists straight to hell!

Hero of the Soviet Union was Grandma
T'was never afraid to make the attack
And we just can't help but wonder
If she would've had an ampulomet* that she would have burned that tank black!


No need to tell any tall tales
The Nazis were all murdering pigs
Grandma was far from frail
And for a time got help from two MiGs!

We lost a lot of friends and neighbors
Grandma grabbed what was on the shelf
Wanted so much to kill that Tiger
No need for a T-34, she went by herself...


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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Jonathan - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
in Soviet Russia, Merry Christmas wishes... me to you...? you get it. 455
Rob Arndt - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
I was going to use babushka for Grandma, but it didn't sound right...
Jonathan Spurlock - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Triple 5's, comrade! Or a loosely translated proverb: Boche today, borscht tomorrow!
Rob Arndt - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks to the two Jonathans!
Logan the Amazing - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob, make sure to check out my upcoming 20th parody. It has some very important information you NEED to know.

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