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Song Parodies -> "Mario Got Jumped by Koopa Troopas"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Mario Got Jumped by Koopa Troopas"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody #23 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge.
Mario got jumped by koopa troopas
Along the way to Bowser’s castle
On another quest to save the princess
The Princess Peach we know and love so well

He’d been feasting on those mushrooms
His stomach was hurting bad
He had a strong urge to vomit
And he was approaching a pipe to do so
The piranhas didn’t want to
See poor Mario retching
Their jaws clattered for the Koopas
Who came sliding down the land within their shells

Mario got jumped by koopa troopas
Along the way to Bowser’s castle
On another quest to save the princess
The Princess Peach we know and love so well

Mario finds consolation
And self-defense beside him
It is white with scarlet petals
That when eaten will make him spit fireballs
Despite a mild concussion
He bangs his head on the bricks
That hovered like new above him
And he sees that they have turned into a vine

Mario got jumped by koopa troopas
Along the way to Bowser’s castle
On another quest to save the princess
The Princess Peach we know and love so well

Now the flag is in the distance
But will its pole smash his nuts?
He could just go for the side, but
Fireworks would not blow freely through the sky
I hope he has warned Luigi
Although I doubt he would care
He would probably watch TV
And pig out on pizza with Yoshi and Toad

Mario got jumped by Koopa Troopas
Along the way to Bowser’s castle
On another quest to save the princess
The Princess Peach we know and love so well
This parody is based on the Mario series, which never exhausts the "Bowser Kidnaps the Princess, Mario Saves the Princess" storyline. (Not that I should be complaining because I happen to be a Mario fan.)

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Glen S - December 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I enjoyed all the Mario references in here quite a bit. Pacing and rhyme scheme were kinda everywhere, but I enjoyed the story as well. Good work.
Rebekah Dub - December 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Rhyming has always been a weak spot for me, but I'm glad you enjoyed the piece, and I appreciate your constructive criticism. I enjoyed writing it.

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