That's a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read mine , it's called Bolevard Of Boring Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can tell I like me them exclamation points huh?????????????? And them qustion marks too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! I'm weird, I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty good, pacing is a litle off though. I dont see how the last line fits in either. Oh well. Stay tuned for a new parody from the Head Cheese!

I thought the melody to words was actually good i dont know what he's^ talking about, though that last line i have to agree with him. (remember this is only my opinion, though feel free ,anyone, to yell at me saying that i was wrong) lol

That was a great song

thats sooo funny

This is the worst song in the whole wide world nothing can beat the orginal

I have to admitt although the guys hillbilly sounding singing voice is the funniest part of this song I feel guilty laughing at the lyrics after all poor grandma! With this updated version it's funny unless you come from a law enforcement family!!

I thought that this song was very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That was the number 1 christmas song

I think this song is horrible. Noone in a million years would ever like this song. It is too inappropriate for younger children. People must give bad comments about this song. Don't they? Even if the younger people don't know what taser is, well, they might just hate the word. If people do know what taser is, and they are teens or older it might be a bad influence. Oh Yeh! Who are you, and where did you get the idea of replacing reindeer with taser? Cops are the good guys. I am irritated with your nonpropper behavior. Oh yeh! I know this because I am a 80 year old grandmother and you have offended me. My grandchild who is about 10 years old will go off this strange site!

Loala the annoyed grandmother --get over it. there are many other songs here that are far worse than this one. Where I got the idea of replacing reindeer with taser is my business. Get your petticoats untangled. I've seen parodies that would curl your undies and that's no exaggeration. Cops good guys?? ROTFLMAO!!! What dreamworld have you been living in? If you don't want your 10 year old son going off on this site and some of the parodies here, then perhaps he shouldn't BE at a wide open site like this in the first place. If you are looking for parodies to take offense at then granny I suggest that you go read some of the parodies written long AFTER this one!

haha lol funny!

That was so FUNNY!!!!!!!Homes it was off the hisack. This was da 3ed website I was on and this takes the cake.

You did something right as this parody have nearly 1700 hits.

I'm LOLingg at this song, it's so hillarious. It reminds me of that Dinosaurs episode where Earl threw his mother-in-law off a cliff.