Song Parodies -> Green Income From Everlasting Charms
| Original Song Title: | "Leaning On The Everlasting Arms" |
| Original Performer: | E. Hoffman/ A. Showalter (composer/lyricist) |
| Parody Song Title: | "Green Income From Everlasting Charms" |
| Parody Written by: | Stan Hall |
"Green Income From Everlasting Charms"
She'll for fellows strip,
show the boys some prime,
preening with her everlasting charms.
They assess and, yes,
Abes give ev'ry time,
leaning t'ward her everlasting charms.
Green in G-String ... paper lettuce is the crop she farms,
reaping heaping green income from everlasting charms.
Oh how sweet her walk!
See her hooters sway,
preening with her everlasting charms.
She struts runway path,
does mental money math:
“Cleaning up with everlasting charms!”
Green in G-String ... paper lettuce is the crop she farms,
reaping heaping green income from everlasting charms.
See her bend and spread,
hear the gawkers cheer,
screaming for her everlasting charms.
Eyes on breasts they feast
wishing to be near
leaning on her everlasting charms.
Green in G-String ... paper lettuce is the crop she farms,
reaping heaping green income from everlasting charms.
She'll for fellows strip,
show the boys some prime,
preening with her everlasting charms.
They assess and, yes,
Abes give ev'ry time,
leaning t'ward her everlasting charms.
Green in G-String ... paper lettuce is the crop she farms,
reaping heaping green income from everlasting charms.
Oh how sweet her walk!
See her hooters sway,
preening with her everlasting charms.
She struts runway path,
does mental money math:
“Cleaning up with everlasting charms!”
Green in G-String ... paper lettuce is the crop she farms,
reaping heaping green income from everlasting charms.
See her bend and spread,
hear the gawkers cheer,
screaming for her everlasting charms.
Eyes on breasts they feast
wishing to be near
leaning on her everlasting charms.
Green in G-String ... paper lettuce is the crop she farms,
reaping heaping green income from everlasting charms.
© Stan Hall ... :-)
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Very well done and funny write, here....and congratz on getting by the censor....I had a submit, called "Oprah's Party" to "Oklahoma".. about a nude party with celebrities, that got the axe
wasn't familiar with the OS, but it read fine as prose....liked the paper lettuce farming bit
555 for reading how "Farming can be so Charming"
Very nice metaphors here... 5-5-5
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