Song Parodies -> Santa's Baby
| Original Song Title: | "Santa, Baby" |
| Original Performer: | Eartha Kitt |
| Parody Song Title: | "Santa's Baby" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Santa's baby, that cute bundle under the tree's.. from he
When I was not a good girl,
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his
Santa's baby, I'm askin' for some child support too, or sue
Not just milk and cookies,
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his
He must pay for fun he had
He must face the duties of a brand new dad
Be responsible, and he should
Show some love for his little lad...
Boo doo, bee, doo
Santa's money, just askin' for what is fair..not a lot
Then he can visit next year..
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his
The DNA will prove that it's his...
When I was not a good girl,
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his
Santa's baby, I'm askin' for some child support too, or sue
Not just milk and cookies,
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his
He must pay for fun he had
He must face the duties of a brand new dad
Be responsible, and he should
Show some love for his little lad...
Boo doo, bee, doo
Santa's money, just askin' for what is fair..not a lot
Then he can visit next year..
Santa's baby, the DNA will prove that it's his
The DNA will prove that it's his...
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DKTOS, but a cute and funny read...a little creepy, as well. All 5's...and a happy Thanksgiving to you, AFW.
DKTOS here too, but an original idea. Tell me though, is it true that Santa's (censored) glows in the dark just like Rudolph's nose?
Thanks, Billy...it's a classic old Christmas song...from way back, with Eartha....but Madonna did it, not so long ago...and Happy Thanksgiving to you, and your family, also................................................ .............................and Thanks, Peter...just portrayed the feminine gender here, for parody sake...so, never had any urges to peek....but, sounds logical..lol......Happy Thanksgiving, too
Wow, a gender-bending incestous parody writing adventure. (if that made no sense blame this cold medicine I'm taking). Happy Thanksgiving AFW. 5s
Thanks, Red, and Happy T-Day to you, also
bad santa! three 5's
Thanks to carol
the logical sequel, yes...5s
There was an episode of Ally McBeal where Jane Krakowski had a fantasy, "Santa came down my chimney all night long." But Joy Behar says that Santa only comes once a year. Ant: I hope you didn't get that cold medicine from Ed Belfour. (Hockey fans will get that joke.)
Thanks, alvin, and Michael
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