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Song Parodies -> "One Ton of Metal"
Original Song Title:
"Guantanamera"
Original Performer:
Dunno
Parody Song Title:
"One Ton of Metal"
Parody Written by:
Lillian Newman
The Lyrics
This is one of those funny songs you write in college when you don't want to study!
One ton of metal!
My car is one ton of metal
one ton of metal...
my car is one ton of metal.
When I saw it in the car lot.
It's TIRES appealed to me.
So I took it for a test drive
for all my friends to see.
They said, "where'd you get that lemon?"
It's a menace, get it off the street.
One ton of metal!
My car is one ton of metal
one ton of metal...
my car is one ton of metal.
I thought I'd finally found it.
This car was meant for me.
Just a few days later,
I found the engine lying in the street.
My friends said "see, I told you!"
I said I don't give up that easy...
One ton of metal!
My car is one ton of metal
one ton of metal...
my car is one ton of metal.
One ton of metal!
My car is one ton of metal
one ton of metal...
my car is one ton of metal.
My car is one ton of metal
one ton of metal...
my car is one ton of metal.
When I saw it in the car lot.
It's TIRES appealed to me.
So I took it for a test drive
for all my friends to see.
They said, "where'd you get that lemon?"
It's a menace, get it off the street.
One ton of metal!
My car is one ton of metal
one ton of metal...
my car is one ton of metal.
I thought I'd finally found it.
This car was meant for me.
Just a few days later,
I found the engine lying in the street.
My friends said "see, I told you!"
I said I don't give up that easy...
One ton of metal!
My car is one ton of metal
one ton of metal...
my car is one ton of metal.
One ton of metal!
My car is one ton of metal
one ton of metal...
my car is one ton of metal.
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