-> "Samus Aran"
Original Song Title:
"Green Eggs and Ham (Shortened)"
Parody Song Title:
"Samus Aran"
The Lyrics
I am Ridley
I hate Sam
Samus Aran
Killed all her Fam
But not Samus Aran
On K-2L
Zebes she ran
I like to fight
Samus Aran
I do not like her,
Samus Aran
I do not like
Her exoskeleton
Varia suit- in there
What she wears
DEWs impair
Morph Ball aware
Part of her weapons
For Ex-soldier
Still I fight
Samus Aran
I do not like her,
Samus Aran
Bounty Hunter
All about
My space pirates
Track her down
She's not meek
Like a mouse
She hits hard
She never doubts
I will fight her
Here or there
I will fight her
Anywhere
I must pursue Samus Aran
Until the day I wreck her plans, but
She is stealthy
Like a fox
Gunship transport
Comes in hot
In she trots
Or flies like hawk
Offense mounts
No turnarounds
I will fight her here and there
Across the Galaxy anywhere
I despise Samus Aran
She will die at my hand
Hero? In Zero*
Somewhere afar
Drinking. Drinking.
In a bar...
I would not,
Should not,
Tear her apart
... For now
An alternate
Enemy!
Metroid terror
Unforeseen!
200lbs, 6 foot 3
Varia Suit is powering
Protection in an armored box
Stealthy like a wily fox
Do you know her whereabouts?
Metroid parasites all about
They will find her here or there
They could find her anywhere
I do hate Samus Aran
But they will drain her in that can...
Let them do the dirty work
A space pirate I am
I do not like
Samus Aran!
I can't defeat
Samus Aran!
[Ridley Out]
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