You're a failure, Mr. Bush
You really are an ill
Had economy to torture
Had Americans to kill
Mr. Buuuu-USH!


You're a third banana
Just like.... Mr. Jong-Il


You're a moron, Mr. Bush
Your brain's an empty hole.
You took the Oath of Office
But you really sold your soul
Mr. Buuuu-USH!


I wouldn't rate you as a
Thirty-nine-point-five percent vote


You're a vile son, Mr. Bush
You've been Prez too long a while
You have all the qual'fications
Of a man named Gomer Pyle
Mr. Buuuu-USH!


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd vote the... man named Gomer Pyle


You're a loser, Mr. Grinch.
You just ran the States amuck
Your heart is full of bull**** wars
An eight-year-long lame duck
Mr. Buuuu-USH!


The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote:
"What! The! (Censored)!"


You're a Joker, Mr. Bush
You're not my dream Pres-i-DENT
Wear your scary makeup as you meant
And ask "Where's Harvey Dent?"
Mr. Buuuu-USH!


Your soul is an apalling dump that's just as bad as
When the network ABC canceled PD -- horrible
Wish this had been possible:
Rooting Don, voting Don Knotts


You nauseate me, Mr. Bush
And our nation's fur-i-OUS
Wear your crooked Joker jerky
Asking "Why so ser-i-OUS?"
Mr. Buuuu-USH!


You're a quarter-pounder snotburger and catbox sandwich
With glitter and gloss