Song Parodies -> Hezbollah, Bollah
| Original Song Title: | "Que Sera Sera" |
| Original Performer: | Doris Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hezbollah, Bollah" |
| Parody Written by: | Craig Pritchett |
We hold these truths to be self evident...
When I was just a small towel-head,
I asked my mother, "what will I be?
A Hebrew killer, truck bomb driver?"
Here's what she said to me:
Hezbollah, bollah,
Whatever will be will be
The future's Allah's to see
Hezbollah, bollah
When I was a half-grown towel-head
I asked my father," What shall I do?
"Should I launch rockets, blow myself up?"
Here's what he said you do:
Hezbollah, bollah
Whatever you do kill Jews
Six dozen virgins for you
Hezbolla, bollah
Now that I'm a full grown towel-head
I asked my Imam, "how shall I pray?
Pray for dead Hebrews, dead infidels?"
Here's what he had to say:
Hezbollah, bollah
The future's not ours to see
No booze or pornography
Hezbollah, bollah
I asked my mother, "what will I be?
A Hebrew killer, truck bomb driver?"
Here's what she said to me:
Hezbollah, bollah,
Whatever will be will be
The future's Allah's to see
Hezbollah, bollah
When I was a half-grown towel-head
I asked my father," What shall I do?
"Should I launch rockets, blow myself up?"
Here's what he said you do:
Hezbollah, bollah
Whatever you do kill Jews
Six dozen virgins for you
Hezbolla, bollah
Now that I'm a full grown towel-head
I asked my Imam, "how shall I pray?
Pray for dead Hebrews, dead infidels?"
Here's what he had to say:
Hezbollah, bollah
The future's not ours to see
No booze or pornography
Hezbollah, bollah
Maybe the writer's at "The Daily Show" need new material, anyway, I don't want to be on an Islamist 'greatest hits list"
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I think you may have just written the perfect parody. Even though Doris Day, is problably spinning in her grave, I know I'll be humming this little ditty all day long.
Very cute!
Nice!!!
I'm not dead. By the way, Linda Terhune is crazy.
I'm not dead ether I just went home
Cures you Doris Day!!! Your Crazy!!! I'm Just stupid!!
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