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Song Parodies -> "Hezbollah, Bollah"

Original Song Title:

"Que Sera Sera"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Hezbollah, Bollah"

Parody Written by:

Craig Pritchett

The Lyrics

We hold these truths to be self evident...
When I was just a small towel-head,
I asked my mother, "what will I be?
A Hebrew killer, truck bomb driver?"
Here's what she said to me:

Hezbollah, bollah,
Whatever will be will be
The future's Allah's to see
Hezbollah, bollah

When I was a half-grown towel-head
I asked my father," What shall I do?
"Should I launch rockets, blow myself up?"
Here's what he said you do:

Hezbollah, bollah
Whatever you do kill Jews
Six dozen virgins for you
Hezbolla, bollah

Now that I'm a full grown towel-head
I asked my Imam, "how shall I pray?
Pray for dead Hebrews, dead infidels?"
Here's what he had to say:

Hezbollah, bollah
The future's not ours to see
No booze or pornography
Hezbollah, bollah


Maybe the writer's at "The Daily Show" need new material, anyway, I don't want to be on an Islamist 'greatest hits list"

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Laurie K - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you may have just written the perfect parody. Even though Doris Day, is problably spinning in her grave, I know I'll be humming this little ditty all day long.
Linda - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Very cute!
Johnny Pyro - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice!!!
Doris Day - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not dead. By the way, Linda Terhune is crazy.
Elvis Presly - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not dead ether I just went home
Linda Terhune - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Cures you Doris Day!!! Your Crazy!!! I'm Just stupid!!

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