I walked down the set like a big ticket should
He followed me down the street like I knew he would

Because a scout is a scout wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you what this loud host did to me

I walked to my set like a good boy should
He followed me to my sets like I knew he would

Because a scout is a scout wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you what this loud host did to me

I never saw Roxanne before, so nothing could be sillier
At closer range Bud's face was great but his manner was familar

So I walked up the stairs like a boy scout should
He followed me up the stairs like I knew he would

Because a scout is a scout wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you what this loud host did to me

So I walked to my door like a boy scout should
He stopped at my door like I knew he would

Because a scout is a scout wherever he may be
So listen while I tell you what this loud host did to me

He asked me for the elephant
I said it's still good day
I would have told him more except
Germaine got in the way

So I talked to Germaine like what George should
And George talked to Germaine like I knew she would
And they all agreed on the married life for me
A scout is a scout wherever ever he may be

So I walked down the set like what Carole should
He followed me down the set like I knew he would

Because a scout is a scout wherever he may be
So now youv'e heard the story of what someone did to me

That's what he did to me