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Song Parodies -> "The Snail's Centimeter Journey"

Original Song Title:

"Sentimental Journey"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"The Snail's Centimeter Journey"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

The Snail’s Centimeter Journey by Jeffrey Moran

Gonna take a centimeter journey.
Gonna slime trail all the way.
Gonna take a centimeter journey
Gonna see the whole world today.

Got my shell, got my habitation.
They say I’m pretty quick for a snail.
Like a bird ready for migration,
Just want to ooze along that trail.

Seven: that’s the time I start, at seven.
I’ll be there by eleven.
Counting every micron that I pass,
No stops for gas.

Never thought I’d be in such a hurry.
But why did I decide to roam?
Gonna take a centimeter journey.
A centimeter away from home.
Copyright 2016 by Jeffrey Moran

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