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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To Hell, Chavez!"

Original Song Title:

"Hooray For Hollywood"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To Hell, Chavez!"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

As of noon yesterday I had no subjects or ideas. How nice it was of Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez to provide me with material.

Welcome to hell, Chavez!
We do not care what friend Obama says.
You were a trouble-making ruthless tyrant - Castro aspirant,
Who carried on with aplomb.
We watched your revels. You called us devils.
You claimed the U.S. had an earthquake bomb.
So ends your spell, Chavez.
You weren't Pizarro and you weren't Cortez.
And now without a loud and lengthy warning - it's freedom's morning.
They'll soon be a brand new prez.
Hey executioner! Say hi to Lucifer.
Welcome to hell, Chavez.

Guess you're not well, Hugo.
The media says you were swell, you know.
They hailed you as the champ of poor and needy, but you were greedy.
Hear them saluting your ghost.
Some Dems are tweeting(1) - their love excreting
With all your buddies who write for HuffPost.
Yet time will tell, Hugo
If you were Mao or Santa - Ho Ho Ho!
Who guessed the Cuban docs would have no answer - for lethal cancer?
Now comes the end of the show.
For now you're all alone - and dancing on brimstone.
Welcome to hell, Hugo!

(1) - Representative Jose Serrano (D-NY), who also has introduced legislation to abolish the 22nd Amendment and permit President Obama to serve additional terms. Hugo, as a "Neo-Comm" you'll have lots of like-minded individuals to keep you company. ;D

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Total Votes: 8

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Onslaught - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Wow! this is pretty funny, hold on, I need to catch my breath, Is it getting hard to breathe in here, or is it just Hugo?
John Barry - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
One down, dozens to go.
Dave W. - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Wow ! Ain't it amazing - how a whopper can just jump out of the Ribber like that....Fast or slow moving current...
Lionel Mertens - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Good Job. Hope his replacement isn't a family member. 5's
Another One Bites The Dust - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
They're almost as broken up about it as they will be when the Kenyan usurper currently illegally occupying the White House finally kicks off... probably from lung cancer.
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Took all day but here's 555 for great minds thinking alike! I kinda wished Chavez woulda lost his mind and challenged the USN at sea. One CBG would have taken out almost all his military assets by itself :)
Barry J. Mitchel - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
I hope he took along some of that heating oil that he once gave away to poor US residents. What will they & Joe Kennedy Jr. do now? Well, winter's almost over. Great spoof, OMR, but "Vengeance is mine, says the Lord."
Jub Jub Bird - May 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Because Charles Manson and Fidel Castro is with him

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