Who's Gay In Hollywood?
I made a list as acc'rate as I could
Some stars who've passed away,
And some still living
Their names I'm giving,
A famous woman..or..man...
Who's homosexual and intellectual
Big celebrities,..plus the also ran..

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
What tush prefers a bush or same sex wood
A macho leading man..was tall Rock Hudson
Though, not a stud-son,
He portrayed..one..very..good..
James Coco, too, could shift,
As did Montgomery Clift
Who's Gay...in...Hollywood?

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
That busy, dizzy sex crazed Hollywood
Tho' not a real and True man..was Capote,
Great books he wrote,..he
Won Nobel for "In Cold Blood"..
Bankhead, Tallulah
Liked girls who'd hula,
So did Spring Byington..
Was that a thud ?

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
A quite a few have roamed that neighborhood
One extra heavyweight..was Marlon Brando
Had talent grand-oh,
And sex with guys when..he..could..
You've heard Drew Barrymore is,
And you are right she sure is...
She's Gay...In....Hollywood..


Who's Gay In Hollywood?
The kinda' kinky winky Hollywood
There comic Judy Carne, Anthony Perkins
Had closet lurkin's,
Before coming out..was..in..
Ellen DeGeneres
Does not need men, I guess
Unlike Doctor Kildare's, Dick Chamberlain

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
Gay types won't always be perceived, as should
Straight love's a fantasy..if you're Tab Hunter,
Hot babe, won't want her..
And that's why his acting's..good..
Ask Brittain's Dirk Bogarde,
For him, no part's too hard...
Who's Gay In Hollywood?

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
James Dean and Clifton Web kept secrets good
Sir Laurence Olivier and Michael Redgrave
To gals, no bed gave
For ladies they had no need
And Richard Deacon
Spent nights male seekin'
As did Monty Wooley and Robert Reed

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
We're pretty sure one's not Red Riding Hood
Include Sal Mineo, and some say Gable
Sounds like a fable..
Not easily understood..
If Clark liked guys, then pal
With all it's hard to tell
Who's Gay In Hollywood!

Who's Gay In Hollywood?