Song Parodies -> Sucret Love
| Original Song Title: | "Secret Love" |
| Original Performer: | Doris Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sucret Love" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Once I had a Sucret Love
She sucked them all day, never stopped
Everytime we'd hug and kiss
I'd wind up with that damned coughdrop..
So, I begged her please to quit..
The way a nice boyfriend would do
She just told me, "Go stuff it!"
And popped another one or two..
Then, I loaded one with cayenne dust
She sucked it and turned as red as rust
Jumped from our boat, and drank to shore
Now, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore
Yes, I loaded one with cayenne dust
When she sucked it, she turned red as rust..
Jumped off our yacht, sucked sea to shore..
Now, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore
No, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore..
She sucked them all day, never stopped
Everytime we'd hug and kiss
I'd wind up with that damned coughdrop..
So, I begged her please to quit..
The way a nice boyfriend would do
She just told me, "Go stuff it!"
And popped another one or two..
Then, I loaded one with cayenne dust
She sucked it and turned as red as rust
Jumped from our boat, and drank to shore
Now, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore
Yes, I loaded one with cayenne dust
When she sucked it, she turned red as rust..
Jumped off our yacht, sucked sea to shore..
Now, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore
No, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore..
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Good use of an old, irritating song.
LOL switch! Suck these Fives (unlike blowing the Fives yesterday).
Thank you to 2Eag, and Tom T
laughed till i coughed
Thank you, alvin
Great word switch.
And thanks to you, John
Hilarious. I have something very important to say to you, AFW, and here it is. I really did write those two other parodies under my name. I was younger then and did not know much about AiR, and after I got coached by Darrell Wilhelm, I improved, and I came back in August or September of this year. I am very sorry for lying to you about them, but they are embarrassing. 555
So, this means that they're is no other Andria...because you are both?
Yes, it does. I'm sorry for lying, but my early work was highly embarrassing in my opinion, Darrell Wilhelm really set me straight, and it is "there", not "they're".
Then, I am leaving you, Andria...We're through...finished...all washed up...history...Kapoot...I realize now, that all the while, I was in love with the other Andria..who,it seems, was but a Newton figment of your imagination..Perhaps I could have forgiven you for the fibbing, and all that, but never!!!...let me repeat, never!!!!.... for the grammar correction!!!
,,,Farewell...I hope you and my cousins, Darrell and Darrell will be very happy together...I realize it won't be easy, in fact, almost impossible, but, someday you'll get over me...beyond buckets of tears, and a few dozen years, who knows? you may even smile again, and just look back at all this and say, "Oh, poopy! I don't know what I saw in him, anyway...All I care about is the land! Tomorrow is another day! ...And now, my Dear, frankly, I don't...(scratch that,) not wishing to be too callously cruel and heartless, I shall wish you a wonderful red hair, double wide trailer, age twenty seven, South Dakota, Mount Rushmore, large busted, life..
Ta ta,...ta ta
As of tonight, my new AiR partner is Dr Music. Goodbye for now.
Dr Music? Hmmm...you might want to get a second opinion before a reckless commitment like that
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