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Song Parodies -> "Avis-Rental Car Key"

Original Song Title:

"Sentimental Journey"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Avis-Rental Car Key"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ever bring your vehicle back to the rental return at a major airport?. It's high-pressure confusion, particularly if you don't know where you're supposed to go AND you're running late. Then, in all the hustle and bustle, and in an instant, you've misplaced the keys. The whole frick'n lot comes to a stop..all because of you..JERK!! Here's to that situation. Enjoy. Eye1

Gotta find my Avis rental car key
Gotta find my Avis rental car key
To subdue this misery

Got a snag, the lot guy is a Haitian
Rent each time, a Honda Accord
Quite beguiled, I'm at the return station
Then I hear, move that goddam Ford

Seven, that's the time my plane leaves, at seven
Beratin', the Haitian guy's named Kevin
Countin' every mile beyond my contract
That's just a fact

Never thought I'd loose the goddam car key
Looking with, a fine tooth comb
Gotta find, that Avis rental car key
Avis rental car key, roam'd

Avis rental, car key!

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Royce Miller - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this
Johnny D - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I was a kid in Doris Day's Day but I recall enough of this song of hers to say - good job, Eye1 !! 5's
Joann tenchickens Barton - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I just noticed that comments are posted instantly so I won't rely on the names that I left for you on the last comments that I left to trust opening mail from you. This writer has talent. I believe that the pacing is good. However, I am offended by the cussing and I know that almost everyone in my orbit is too. I rely on God to supply my needs in Jesus Name and He does. You might say that my motto is Phillippians 4:6 plus the account of Jesus, his disciples and the fig tree. God answers my prayers, some instantly and some take a bit of time but they are all answered and cussing God won't cut it. Sorry about the sermon but what it boils down to is that you can write vulgar verse and include lots of cussing but you will lose an extremely large audience. If you are selling I don't think that is too wise. I believe that if the writer keeps it clean that he/she can go far. Joann tenchickens
Eye1zlotto - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Joann, First, thank you foe acknowledging that you, a real-life human being, has even viewed this post. I thought that with the exception of a few, new friends, I was the only person on an uninhabited planet! (I've only been posting for about 3 weeks now, and I really enjoy it). Look, we are all creative creatures here. Everything we contribute and submit is for effect: plain and simple. I'm sorry if some of my content comes off as offensive to your personal feelings, etc.. That said, I will attempt to be more aware and sensitive to certain "references" to the Almighty in any of my forthcoming submissions. Eye1

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