Song Parodies -> Golden Teeth and Diamond Bling Bling
| Original Song Title: | "Silver Threads and Golden Needles" |
| Original Performer: | Dolly Parton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Golden Teeth and Diamond Bling Bling" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Golden Teeth and Diamond Bling Bling
Flashed a pimp, who was the man
Wore a purple gray Fedora,
Had a Cadillac sedan..
On each arm, a tainted woman
Like a Peacock, strutted 'round
He was known as Kool King Henry,
And the pimp of Shanty Town..
Jerianna done his bidding,
She was always on his arm
Had long frosted hair extensions,
And a shy ebony charm..
Mini skirted, dangling earrings
Kept her bosom cleaveage low
A pretty smile with neon lipstick,
She was Henry's favorite ho..
On one late October evening
Jerianna met her ride
Parked back in the ghetto alley
Henry waited by curbside..
Suddenly he heard her screamin'
Found her in a pool of red
In a state of shock went Henry
As he cradled her stilled head...
Golden Teeth and Diamond Bling Bling
Are not worn, no pimping, now
After Jerianna's passing,
Henry took a solemn vow..
Traded in his Cadillac wheels
For a little church of brown
Now, he's known as Reverend Henry,
And brings God to shanty town..
Now, he's known as Reverend Henry,
He brings God to shanty town..
Flashed a pimp, who was the man
Wore a purple gray Fedora,
Had a Cadillac sedan..
On each arm, a tainted woman
Like a Peacock, strutted 'round
He was known as Kool King Henry,
And the pimp of Shanty Town..
Jerianna done his bidding,
She was always on his arm
Had long frosted hair extensions,
And a shy ebony charm..
Mini skirted, dangling earrings
Kept her bosom cleaveage low
A pretty smile with neon lipstick,
She was Henry's favorite ho..
On one late October evening
Jerianna met her ride
Parked back in the ghetto alley
Henry waited by curbside..
Suddenly he heard her screamin'
Found her in a pool of red
In a state of shock went Henry
As he cradled her stilled head...
Golden Teeth and Diamond Bling Bling
Are not worn, no pimping, now
After Jerianna's passing,
Henry took a solemn vow..
Traded in his Cadillac wheels
For a little church of brown
Now, he's known as Reverend Henry,
And brings God to shanty town..
Now, he's known as Reverend Henry,
He brings God to shanty town..
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i screamed like jerianna reading this...clever title switch and the parody lived up to the promise
Thanks, alvin
Bling!
Wonderful ballad rich with imagery... and laced with enough truth to have the satirist's sting. Pimp these Fives.
Thanks, 2Eag, and Tommy
Ditto TT (he said what we're all thinking, just so much better!)
Many thanks, again, TJC
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