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Song Parodies -> "Driving 95"
Original Song Title:
"Working 9 to 5"
Original Performer:
Dolly Parton
Parody Song Title:
"Driving 95"
Parody Written by:
Richard Morris
The Lyrics
Let me know what you think. I do a lot of driving and I use to get all bent out of shape because there were a lot of idiot drivers always out on the road. eventually I stopped getting all bent out of shape and started doing parodies in my head about driving. A song would come on the radio and my mind would just automatically start changing lyrics to fit whatever the idiot in front of me was doing. Just let me know what you think. I have others from CCR to the doors. If this one is liked i will post some others
Verse 1
I grip my wheel
And I head into the fast lane
Punch the gas, take off like an airplane
And stretch and reach
For cigarettes, so I can smoke
Passed up a grandma
Who couldn't even see me
Passed up a mime
who hollered I was crazy
The folks like me on the road drivin 95
Chorus
Drivin 95
What a way to make some great time
Just, passin you by
Like you were frozen somewhere in time
I don't use my brakes
Mainly cause they aren't working
So if your'e in front of me
I suggest you get a moving
95, things going by real fast
You would think that I
Would quickly run out of gas
But I never do
Because I double fill my gas tank
And to you Exxon I Wanna give thanks
Verse 2
My cellphone rings
And my lawyer starts talking
I guess I'm Being sued by Dolly Parton
But my car they can never take away
Here comes a cop
He's right on my tail
I can't believe I'm about to go to jail
But he passes me up and flips me off
Chorus
Driving 105
What a way to make some great time
Just, passin you by
Like you were frozen somewhere in time
I don't use my brakes
Mainly cause they aren't working
So if your'e in front of me
I suggest you get a moving
95, things going by real fast
You would think that I
Would quickly run out of gas
But I never do
Because I double fill my gas tank
And to you Exxon I Wanna give thanks
95, can't believe I'm still alive
Almost out of gas
And I don't know if I'll survive
Cause Dolly's Coming to kick my ass
I grip my wheel
And I head into the fast lane
Punch the gas, take off like an airplane
And stretch and reach
For cigarettes, so I can smoke
Passed up a grandma
Who couldn't even see me
Passed up a mime
who hollered I was crazy
The folks like me on the road drivin 95
Chorus
Drivin 95
What a way to make some great time
Just, passin you by
Like you were frozen somewhere in time
I don't use my brakes
Mainly cause they aren't working
So if your'e in front of me
I suggest you get a moving
95, things going by real fast
You would think that I
Would quickly run out of gas
But I never do
Because I double fill my gas tank
And to you Exxon I Wanna give thanks
Verse 2
My cellphone rings
And my lawyer starts talking
I guess I'm Being sued by Dolly Parton
But my car they can never take away
Here comes a cop
He's right on my tail
I can't believe I'm about to go to jail
But he passes me up and flips me off
Chorus
Driving 105
What a way to make some great time
Just, passin you by
Like you were frozen somewhere in time
I don't use my brakes
Mainly cause they aren't working
So if your'e in front of me
I suggest you get a moving
95, things going by real fast
You would think that I
Would quickly run out of gas
But I never do
Because I double fill my gas tank
And to you Exxon I Wanna give thanks
95, can't believe I'm still alive
Almost out of gas
And I don't know if I'll survive
Cause Dolly's Coming to kick my ass
Please do not use my lyrics and say they are yours. If i ever find out someone is making a lot of dough off any of my parodies then I will probably be contacting you because I could use a new car and a house. Oh and a nice home theater. lol
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I liked this a lot, especially the throwaway reference to Dolly Parton. Most times, we like to change the chorus each time, but yours was fine the way it was. Welcome to the monkey house! Post some more!
Not bad..only there isn't really any rhyming to it
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