-> "Driving 95"
Original Song Title:
"Working 9 to 5"
Parody Song Title:
"Driving 95"
Parody Written by:
Richard Morris
The Lyrics
Verse 1
I grip my wheel
And I head into the fast lane
Punch the gas, take off like an airplane
And stretch and reach
For cigarettes, so I can smoke
Passed up a grandma
Who couldn't even see me
Passed up a mime
who hollered I was crazy
The folks like me on the road drivin 95
Chorus
Drivin 95
What a way to make some great time
Just, passin you by
Like you were frozen somewhere in time
I don't use my brakes
Mainly cause they aren't working
So if your'e in front of me
I suggest you get a moving
95, things going by real fast
You would think that I
Would quickly run out of gas
But I never do
Because I double fill my gas tank
And to you Exxon I Wanna give thanks
Verse 2
My cellphone rings
And my lawyer starts talking
I guess I'm Being sued by Dolly Parton
But my car they can never take away
Here comes a cop
He's right on my tail
I can't believe I'm about to go to jail
But he passes me up and flips me off
Chorus
Driving 105
What a way to make some great time
Just, passin you by
Like you were frozen somewhere in time
I don't use my brakes
Mainly cause they aren't working
So if your'e in front of me
I suggest you get a moving
95, things going by real fast
You would think that I
Would quickly run out of gas
But I never do
Because I double fill my gas tank
And to you Exxon I Wanna give thanks
95, can't believe I'm still alive
Almost out of gas
And I don't know if I'll survive
Cause Dolly's Coming to kick my ass
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