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Song Parodies -> "Nip-On-These-Hoo-Hahs"
Original Song Title:
"Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah"
Original Performer:
Disney / Uncle Remus from 'Song of the South'
Parody Song Title:
"Nip-On-These-Hoo-Hahs"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
My, oh my, what a double-D day
Plenty of buns I summon my way
Nip on these hoo-hahs, double-D day!
Thanks to blue pills I'm a bolder
She's so loose, contractual,
And so very satisfactual
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
Wonderful feeling, double-D day, yes sir!
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
My, oh my, what a double-D day
Plenty of hummers comin' my way
Nip on these hoo-hahs, double-D day!
Mister Hefner may look older
But he'll use, Vi-a-ga-ra
'Til he rivals ol' Ni-a-ga-ra
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
Double-D feeling, feeling this way!
Mister Hefner may look older
But he'll use, Vi-a-ga-ra (...huh?)
(Where is that playboy? Mmm-hm!)
'Til he rivals ol' Ni-a-ga-ra
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
Double-D feeling, wonderful day!
My, oh my, what a double-D day
Plenty of buns I summon my way
Nip on these hoo-hahs, double-D day!
Thanks to blue pills I'm a bolder
She's so loose, contractual,
And so very satisfactual
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
Wonderful feeling, double-D day, yes sir!
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
My, oh my, what a double-D day
Plenty of hummers comin' my way
Nip on these hoo-hahs, double-D day!
Mister Hefner may look older
But he'll use, Vi-a-ga-ra
'Til he rivals ol' Ni-a-ga-ra
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
Double-D feeling, feeling this way!
Mister Hefner may look older
But he'll use, Vi-a-ga-ra (...huh?)
(Where is that playboy? Mmm-hm!)
'Til he rivals ol' Ni-a-ga-ra
Nip on these hoo-hahs, that's what she'd say
Double-D feeling, wonderful day!
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It's like I almost don't want to encourage you, Johnny...you're such a naughty boy...but I can't help but giggle...it's great! 555!
Good Lord, Johnny, How do you do it? 5's of course...
That song will never be the same!! I'll be thinking naughty lyrics instead. :D 5's
Funny as hell! Love it, love it, love it!
I bet you can't wait 'til you're 16, Johnny! :-) 555
Um...5-5-5? Ruined my favorite song of yesteryear, you did. But it was pretty funny all the same.
Nip on some 5's, you naughty one:-D
Oustanding. And upstanding.
Arwen: Oh Arwen, always, always, ALWAYS encourage me, don't stop, no, no, please, don't stop! AHHH, thanks! ;-)
Ashkicksass: I have an active imagination and a pornographic memory, I guess! Thanks!
Adagio: Now when you hear that song, Adagio, you'll hear my new lyrics being sung by Uncle Ream-us. Heh heh HEH! Thanks Pat.
Leo Jay: Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Kristof Robertson: 16 what, KR? Years? Or inches? Thanks!
EmiLoca: But now you have a new song for breasteryear. Thanks...hey, what's with that parody about people hitting on you that has a million-billion-gadzookazillion comments on it? Just curious!
Red Neck Mother: Thanks for the nips, RNM (hic)!
John Barry: Thanks, JB, and you're quite correct - it's downright upright!
Ashkicksass: I have an active imagination and a pornographic memory, I guess! Thanks!
Adagio: Now when you hear that song, Adagio, you'll hear my new lyrics being sung by Uncle Ream-us. Heh heh HEH! Thanks Pat.
Leo Jay: Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Kristof Robertson: 16 what, KR? Years? Or inches? Thanks!
EmiLoca: But now you have a new song for breasteryear. Thanks...hey, what's with that parody about people hitting on you that has a million-billion-gadzookazillion comments on it? Just curious!
Red Neck Mother: Thanks for the nips, RNM (hic)!
John Barry: Thanks, JB, and you're quite correct - it's downright upright!
Totally boobular! 555
Great job! 555!
Thanks Agrimorfee and Jack!
can't wait for the hoo-hah nipping ride to debut at disneyland....5s
LOL! Thanks, alvin!
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
To steal some sips from Snow White's nips
Hi ho, hi HO!
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
To steal some sips from Snow White's nips
Hi ho, hi HO!
Good.
Thanks Jessy!
Wait 'Til You See My Only The Lonley Parody.
I looked at the title for a long time and speculated what naughty little ditty you were weaving for this one...
I finally noticed the spelling on your Remus/Reamus.....lol
You really milked this one, Johnny Double-D! 555
Thanks Merry, Adagio (again), and Stray Pooch!
And accepting the award for Breast Song is (drumroll)................................... Johnny D ! I'm giving you the 3-five salute!
Thanks, TTP, you're making my chest swell with pride.....uh-oh, gynecomastia, bane of middle-aged men.
Very clever parody. I thought the Niagara metaphor was your best line.
I Thought It Was Remus Too.
John Jenkins: Thanks, JJ.
GBHD: You are correct, it is Remus....I just like how it rhymes with Ream-us!
GBHD: You are correct, it is Remus....I just like how it rhymes with Ream-us!
Nice work, JD. I missed this one yesterday since I was busy and couldn't surf the net. Anyway, you did a good job on this; I give it a 5-5-5 vote.
You should how they look from up HERE !
Five, five, five
Thanks Serafina, Mister Bluebird, and Mr. X !
Frappingly funny!
Thanks Rod! What does "frappingly" mean?
The "frap" I'm familiar with relates to the spectacle (and sound! ) of an amply-endowed gal shaking her bare hooters in the face of her partner. For even FUNNIER defs, check www.urbandictionary.com. Btw, is that you playing piano on your EJ piece? Loved it!
Thanks for the frap-def, Rod. No, that's not me playing piano on "Rocket Spam", although I wish it could be! Thanks for checking out my recording. If you wish, I invite you to post a comment under my "Rocket Spam" recording itself, on the following web-page:
http://www.amiright.com/performances/items/performances_1088425474.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/performances/items/performances_1088425474.shtml
(ABC) All my comments still stand....lol. 5'd again ;)
Excellent title! A bit repetitive (I may suggest to change some of the repeated lines if something else funny came to mind), but I laughed the whole way through as is.
I can't believe I didn't comment on this. I guess the crowd scared me off. Looks like you've plenty of "support".
(ABC) Titillating stuff, I concur that the Niagra metaphor gushed with creativity. As for 'Hittin' on EmiLoca'...I have NOOOOO idea. Unlike the subject of your parody, these comments just got out of hand... take some 5s.
Thanks very much, Adagio, Jeff, Rick D, and Luke.
Much what Rick said - maybe I was too busy keeping abreast of the other submissions...
Just restoring my 5-5-5 vote...
Thanks, Philbo and Mr. X.
This is a great parody Jon=)
Thanks, Loosekanen (The Armstrong).
N - You said more than a mouthful! (And it wasn't a waste!!) Nice job.
Thanks, Melhi!
(ABC) As above. Viagara and Niagara was an interesting rhyme...
(ABC) If only we could all be so lucky... um, er, to be able to write parodies like you. Yeah that's it. Uh, just take these fives.
Thank you, Meriadoc and The Invincible.
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