Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the 60's VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a god, sexgod
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of humping' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Dress like you, too
You'll see it's true
An hippy like me
Can learn to be humen too

Gee, cousin powers
You're doin' real good

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of groovy style

But I don't know how to make a tikka vindaloo

Now don't try to kid me, geeky
I made a deal with you
What I desire is sexual power
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, geeky guy
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of sexual magnatisum
So I can be like you

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna dress like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!