Song Parodies -> Zygote

Original Song Title:	"Heigh-ho"
Original Performer:	Disney

Parody Song Title:	"Zygote"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

it slips slips slips slips slips slips slips
down the line when it is due
it zips zips zips zips zips zips zips
down that long and skinny tube
a dipped-in wick will do the trick
it ain't too darn big...but it grows a lot real quick
its sublime
its sublime
its sublime
its sublime
and an embryo in time

i fits fits fits fits fits fits fits
into a niche so tight
a trip trip trip trip trip trip trip
to uterine delight
inside that lining, it will bore
and in 9 months, it moves once more
contractions are the final chore
a kid...a little kid mixed

zygote !...zygote !
zygote !...zygote !
zygote !

zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote....zygote zygote
zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote...zygote
into the womb it floats
the start of life for man and wife
zygote....zygote zygote
zygote....zygote zygote

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Jason - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Im very sorry but I don't think this is one of your better efforts. I know its perfectly paced but the content just wasn't that funny. 523.

alvin - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks jason

AFW - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

I think it's good educational humor...I guess I'm not too well schooled on all sexual terms..I had to Wikipedia, zygote

Agrimorfee - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Stuff and nonsense. 555.

Ann Hammond - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

he he I'm not good with terms either, but I figured it out.

alvin - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW, agri and ann

Meriadoc - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Is it just me or does the shape of the stanzas look rather phallic? :-O Oh great, security code is M(an) W(oman) 9(months)!

alvin - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks merry...MY GOD...you're right !....perfect security code as well

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Song Parodies -> Zygote

"Heigh-ho"

Disney

"Zygote"

Alvin Rhodes

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