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Song Parodies -> "Betty Crocker"

Original Song Title:

"Davy Crockett"

Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"Betty Crocker"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

served on a tabletop for you and me
sweetest cakes...all the experts agree
tasting so good...and we chew them with glee
cooked up with care...inside her bakery

betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear

worked single handed till her arms were sore
soon the eggs were whipped and the breadtops scored
and then she was stocking the grocery store
famous for her muffins...forevermore

betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear

she made up some cupcakes...they turned out swell
fixing up some pumpernickel loaves as well
she's into baking buns..you can tell
she whips up a batch...and they're boxed up to sell

betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear

when she gets home...her day of cooking all done
her family's supper...is now begun
so she gets off her rear...and makes sticky buns
and serves them for dinner...for hubby and son

betty...betty crocker
the queen of the cooking gear

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.9

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Johnny D - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
But she learned how to make flapjacks from her Aunt Jemima.
AFW - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Alvin...You're King of the Wild font, here.....
Guy - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I got my Mrs Buttersworth's out of this one. Quite a tasty parody. Well done Alvin!
Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin: Glad to see you cooked this one up. AFW: Aren't you ashamed of yourself for telling that type of joke?
Adagio - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a really cute one! 5's
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny AFW guy michael and adagio for takin' a look
LOTR Fan - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Very nice overall and pacing, but not super funny. Enjoyable to read.
2Eagle - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
.......and she baked doughnuts with pink frosting and got Homer addicted. Matt Groening might like this.
alvin - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks lotr fan and 2eagle

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