"Maybe he's right, maybe I'm better off sober. But I just don't see how a drink that's makes so many people so happy can be bad."

Look at thoes drunks
Aren't they so sweet
Would you say their alchocal levels complete
Wouldn't you say I'm the girl
The girl who drank everything?
Look at them go
Drunken adventures untold
How many wonders can one tanvern hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
Sure, she drank everything.

I've drank whisky and Vodka already
I've got liquor and Brandy galore
(You want Mike's Hard Ice Tea, I drank 20)
But who cares, no big deal, I want more

I wanna be where the boozers are
I wanna hear, I wanna hear 'em slurrin'
Stumblin' around on thoes ( whadda call 'em) Feet
Sippin' wine coolers you don't get to drunk
Alcochal is required for gigglin', bealchin'
Trippin' down a
(What's that word again) Street

Up where they booze
Up where they hiccup
Up where they do shots all day with someone
Non-alchocal free, wish I could be
Drunk in your world

What would I give
If I could drink
During Happy Hour
What would I pay
To be tipsy
Alone with a man
Betcha on land
They understand
They intoxicate their daughters
Bright young women, Sick of sippin'
Ready to drink

And ready to know what the boozehounds know
Ask for ale, and get so loaded
What is a bottle
And why does it
(What's the word)
Pour

When's it my turn
Wouldn't I love
To explore that bar above?
Sober? Not me.
I have to go pee.
Drunk in your world.