-> "Be My Guest (to the board)"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
"Be My Guest (to the board)"
Parody Written by:
jackblack
The Lyrics
Be...my...guest
Be my guest
Now it's time to feel depressed
I'll start a problem on the board and force you all to do the rest
Now, don't delay!
I'll make you stay—
I want this problem done today!
Why do you wait?
I don't take bait,
I hope you don't procrastinate.
I'll train you all like little helpless sheep
This homework makes you weep
You won't get any sleep
Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest!!!
To the board,
Off you go
Welcome to my world of woe
I tell you now that meager fractions aren't your only mortal foe;
Why do you sigh?
I'll tell you why
It's because I prophesy
Of the time of the invasion of the quadratic equation...
Somehow I'll penetrate those thicker skulls
You don't even do
The work assigned to you
Be my guest
Be my guest
Be my guest!!!
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