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Song Parodies -> "When You're With A Porno Star"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon A Star"

Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"When You're With A Porno Star"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Just good practical advice. For the lay-man.
When you're with a porno star,
Foreplay will not get you far
Just yell "Action!" and that pro
Will come for you

On her back or on her knees,
Or perhaps on a trapeze
Anything that tart desires,
She'll scream some too

(bridge thingy)
Kate is fine,
She brings to those who love,
The sweet fulfillment of,
Their secret longing,

When you kiss a porno star,
Just remember that you are
Sorta kissing everything
That came 'fore you

Though her face may look all clean,
You know just where it has bean
When you kiss a porno star,
As Sheen bros do

(Good place for a gargle solo)

When you wash a porno star
Drop the soap and there you are
She's a very dirty girl
You may need two

Don't forget behind the ears
She will have you in arrears
When you wash a porno star
Good clean fuun tooo




You know, if they'd teach this stuff in the schools, I wouldn't have to do this.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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Phil Alexander - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I smell a top-10 hit, here...


...say, Claude - is this based on experience?
John Jenkins - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good comments before and after the parody, Claude. Thank you for performing a public service.
Melhi - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Educational, fun and a valuable service? Yes, yes, yes!
Jan Hayes - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
More like - When You Dream You're With A Porno Star - LOL
Claude Prez - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil: Yes, definitely. Not *my* experience, of course, but somebody's I'm sure. John: I am here to serve the pubic. I mean, public. Melhi: I'll send you a brochure. Jan: A dream is a wish your parts make.
Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Reminds me of what EPCOT stands for: "Every Person Comes Out Tired". Feel free to substitute other words of your own choice. Claude, Take-number-555 on your clap-board is a WRAP - well done!
Guy - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I added my 5s to this. I think this 'ho' will go.
Static - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
555 4 69! (If ya know what I mean)
Rick D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Extra Porn Creates Over Time?
Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Expert P****** Come On Time ?
Billy Florio - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I have too many witty responces but I wont say any of them...good job
Rice Cube - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
This is wonderful :-)
Wild Man - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You got the trifecta 555 Chalupas
Rick D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Elongated Putz Caught On Tape?
Claude Prez - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Elvis Presley Collapses On Tile--Wait, that's the OTHER magic King-dumb...Anyway thanks everyone for the response to this; makes me glad I kept going past "When You Whizz Upon A Car".
Phil Alexander - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
What about "When you're pished upon a bar"? PS What is EPCOT, anyway?
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow

But The Mouse has changed its official name from "EPCOT" to "Epcot®" .... now it sounds like a new Viagra drug!
Static - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
L: Losers
E: Eating
V: Viagra
I: Imitator
T: That
R: Really
A: Arse-kicks.
TV O.D. - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I give a perfect score.
Bob Gomez - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm sure Jenkins meant a "pubic" service. 555 d;:^)
ChuckyG - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm still not sure if I should have approved this one.. but at least everyone liked it..
Phil - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Chucky... does this mean I could try re-posting "Be Our Guest"?
ChuckyG - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
you should send it to me and ask what caused it to be rejected..
Sheep - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...... This is very inappropriate....Take it away Chucky...
Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Extra Proof Claude's Obscenely Talented.
Diznees P.R. dude - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Somethings growing longer-and it's not my nose!
Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, Well, like I always say, "Clean mind, clean body...Take your pick". Glad Diznees P.r. Dude made a mention in the comments sections, hadn't seen this one before. Fives, of course...
Claude Prez - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks
Death To Triple One Voters - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Why did some cretin have to vote triple ones on this? C'mon people, if you don't like a parody, voitng ones for how funny and overall is ok, but please respect the pacing, darnit!
Timmy O'Toole - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well said, DTTOV. People who vote all ones on spot-on-perfect-paced parodies are capital D-U-M dumb.

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