[Verse 1]:
[Sophia Grace]: I sued Ellen
'Cause I saw her talking to another woman, and I got [nothing}
[Iris]: I'll Sue Justin Bieber
He never has a right to be a gangster He's only 16
[Ash]: I sued Pidemon
Because everytime we tried to run away he puts us into keychains
[Rosie McClelland]: I'll sue Steve Berman
'Cause I was told to "change a record or it's not coming out”, PUNK!
[Sophia Grace]: I sued Slim Shady
'Cause I looked at his reflection and I really, really hate that guy
[Iris]: I'll sue Tai. He never really used a digivice to digivolve, [Bring on the Royal Bling]
[Rosie McClelland]: I'll sue Miley Cyrus, yo
'Cause Every time I watch something good, I'll find "Hannah Montana", DARN!
[Ash]: I'll sue the critics
'Cause they keep asking me the same annoying question
I Can't Take it anymore
Yeah!
[Janet Leon]: You go, girls!

[Iris]: If Eminem does ever really knocked me down
If Eminem does really punch me in the face He'll get an annoying nosebleed and die

[All]: We're gonna sue, sue, yes We're gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah,
[Sophia Grace]: that's what We're gonna do
We're gonna sue, sue, yes We're gonna sue
Sue, sue,
[Rosie]: yeah We might even sue Eminem, BITCH!
[Janet Leon]: Eminem, get off my back!

Verse 2:
[Rosie]: I'll Sue Brad Pitt
He has no right to be next to Angelina Jolie, And he sucks!
[Sophia Grace]: I'll Sue Good Charlotte because they don't know how to sing
and all they do is whine!
[Janet Leon]: YEAH! GOOD CHARLOTTE IS GONNA GET SUED!
[Iris]: I sued AudioVox
'Cause I took a bath with my CD Player Now it doesn't work
[Ash]: I sued Ashley Tisdale
'Cause I saw that movie "High School Musical"
She looks like a lovable alpha bitch
[Sophia Grace]: I sued Royal Bank
'Cause I tried to take out and there are no sufficient funds *Scoff*
[Janet Leon]: Gotta love Royal Bank because I went to that bank and got at least a $40 dollar deposit from them
[Ash]: I sued Nickelback because you know they don't even know how to rock out Like Led Zeppelin or Tool
[Iris]: I sued Mark David Chapman
'Cause he assassinated John Lennon back on the 8th of December
[Rosie]: I'll even Sue Noodles. Isn't that right, Pikachu?
[Pikachu]: Rosie, Are you honestly that royal yet?
[Rosie]: Uh... DO I NEED A ROYAL FLUSH?
[Pikachu]: Nope!
[Janet Leon]: Are you really kidding me, Pikachu?
Ughh!

[Ash]: If I sprain my ankle while I'm walking at night
[Iris]: If I bleed my knuckles when I punch Eminem in the mouth, PUNK!

[All]: We're gonna sue, sue, yes We're gonna sue
Sue, sue,
[Rosie]: yeah, that's what We're gonna do
We're gonna sue, sue, yes We're gonna sue
Sue, sue,
[Rosie]: that's right, We're gonna sue Eminem
[Rosie]: Ughh!
[Ash]: Ughh!
[Iris]: Ughh!

[Ash]: We'll sue Eminem, We'll take all of his money
[Iris]: We'll sue Eminem, if he does even look at us funny
[Sophia Grace]: We'll sue Eminem, We'll take all of his money
[Rosie]: We'll sue Eminem, if he does even look at us funny
[All]: We'll sue Eminem, We'll take all of his money
We'll sue Eminem, if he does even look at us funny [x2]
We'll sue Eminem,
[Sophia Grace]: ha ha ha ha ha
[All]: We'll sue Eminem,
[Rosie]: whatchy'all think of that?
[All]: We'll sue Eminem,
[Ash]: ha ha ha ha ha
[All]: Booya!
[Iris]: We'll sue Eminem, PUNK!
[All]: Ughh!

*Pikachu does a Guitar Solo, along with Janet Leon, who is still singing at the end*
[Outro: Sophia Grace]: Thank you all for coming Out
Hope you enjoyed the show
Until we meet again next time ha, ha, ha, ha.
PEACE! *Does a Peace Sign*