-> "Hirschel/Hannukkah"
Original Song Title:
"Hush/Dragula"
Original Performer:
Deep Purple/Rob Zombie
Parody Song Title:
"Hirschel/Hannukkah"
Parody Written by:
Amiright Mash-ups: Chris Bodily TM & STG
The Lyrics
(A Jegged-knife guitar riff that you'd find in most Rob Zombie songs introduces this quite interesting parody Mash-up.)
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel
(HANNUKAH!!)
He is a certan Rabbi dude, he's on my mind
(Hannukah! Channukah!)
He don't do Christmas, he's a Rabbi
(Honnika! Harmonica!)
He celebrates Hannukah, oh yeah!
(Monica? Chanukuh!)
Gentile am I, he makes me feel so bad
(Hannukkah! Channukkah!)
Na na na na Mazel Tov!
Na na na na Mazel Tov!
(**STG**)
Jewish I was born,
("Na na na na...")
Just like Christ our Lord,
("...Mazel Tov!")
Eating latke cakes
("And eating borsch!... right?")
And bread that ain't baked.
("I've heard of that stuff!")
Hava na na na na na Nagila!
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel
(**STG**)
I thought I heard ya calling my name now!
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel
(**STG**)
I hate Christmas, but I love Channukah somehow
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel
(**STG**)
I thought I heard ya calling my name now!
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel
(**STG**)
I hate Christmas, but I love Channukah somehow
Hava na na na na na Nagila!
Talmud is the time,
For "Eight Crazy Nights"
Watching Pauly Shore films
("Oh, no!")
Having lots of Mitzvahs
("Oy! The Bar Mitzvahs! Whatever that is!")
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel
(**STG**)
I thought I heard ya calling my name now!
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel
(**STG**)
I hate how dudes keep misspelling "Channukah"! "Hannukah!"
("Honnica? Hanukah? Chanuka? Channukah? Chanukkah?")
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel
(**STG**)
I thought I heard ya calling my name now!
(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel
(**STG**)
I hate Christmas, but I love Channukah somehow
Hava na na na na na Nagila!
Yes, I am a Jew,
(No, I am a Gentile)
Don't mess with me, foo.
("Ya hear?")
We aren't Saducees,
("Sa-what-ees?")
Or those Maccabees.
("Youre... n-not????")
Manna's what we lack,
("I didn't know that!")
As we break our backs,
(Hirchel, Hirchel)
Christmas are for Greeks,
(Hava na na na na na Nagila)
Hanukkah's for us freaks.
(Hava na na na na na Nagila)
(**STG**)
(Tov, Tov)
I got Bar Mitzvahs in the morning
(Hava Nagila)
I play some Chess in the evening
(Mazel Tov)
I've got a weird accent
(Tov Tov)
Oh, I gotta love the accent
Hava na na na na na Nagila
Na na na na Mazel Tov
Buying news dreidels,
(He's got religion like quicksand)
And not being idle
(He has his "Good Book" in his hands)
I try to be wild during,
(His last name's Steinmanbrooks, beard's a creep)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirchel)
Buying news dreidels,
(Leave me alone so I can sleep)
And not being idle
(Hava na na na na na Nagila)
I try to be wild during,
(Na na na na Mazel Tov)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirchel)
I thought I heard ya callin' m' name now!
(*Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel!
(**STG**)
I hate Christmas; Santa Claus is fake
("Duh! Oh course Santa's fake")
Hava na na na na na Nagila
Na na na na Mazel Tov
Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
(Bar mitzvahs in the morning)
Don't eat uncelan animals.
(Play ches in the evening)
Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
(He's got a weird accent)
Don't eat uncelan animals.
(Ya gotta love the accent, man!)
Santa Claus is fake,
("He is!")
We all hate St. Nick,
("I don't! I'm Gentile!")
"Fiddler on the Roof"
(If I were a rich man...)
That was a great flick.
(Matchmaker, Matchmaker...)
Muslims are just dogs,
(Make me a match)
Others moan and whine,
(Find me a find)
We are coming back,
(And pleeeeaaaaassssseeee)
We're religion's spine.
(Catch me a catch!)
Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(That accent is weird)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)
Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(You've got a weird accent)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)
Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
(How do you spell "Hannukkah" anyway?)
Don't eat uncelan animals.
("Chanukah? Canada? Honica? Hanukkah?")
Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
(Na na na na Mazel Tov)
Don't eat uncelan animals.
(Hava na na na na na Nagila)
Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(That accent is weird)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)
Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(You've got a weird accent)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)
Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(That accent is weird)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)
Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(You've got a weird accent)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)
Na na na na Mazel Tov
Hava na na na na na Nagila!
Hannukah!
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