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Song Parodies -> "Honey I've Got To Go"

Original Song Title:

"Baby It's Cold Outside"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin & Marylin Maxwell

Parody Song Title:

"Honey I've Got To Go"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

HONEY I’VE GOT TO GO

I want you to stay (But Honey I’ve got to go)
Why must you go away (I’ve told you, I have to go)
This evening is young (I think that our song is sung)
And so am I (which really is why I must fly)
So, tell me then, what’s the hurry? (Something says I should worry)
My father said that I could be late (Did he know that I was your date?)
You really don’t need to leave me (Honey I must, believe me)
So why not stay for one more drink (I can see myself in the clink)
I’ll cuddle up tight (Honey, I’ve got to go)
You could stay the night (I’ve told you, I’ve got to go)
I wish I knew how (I think I ought to go now)
To make you stay (How do I keep this girl at bay?)
I want you to squeeze me tightly (Bet she does this twice nightly)
I can’t believe that you want to go (Can’t you see I have to say whoa!)

I want you to stay (But Honey, can’t you see)
Honey, I’ve (you’ve) got to go.

Don’t want you to go (But Honey, I just can’t stay)
Why do you say No (It’s just that I cannot stay)
What is it I’ve done (It’s time I started to run)
To scare you off? (Well, you should know you’ve had enough)
What’s making you so suspicious? (Perhaps you’re too delicious)
I’m happy to give myself to you (Your mum would have a fit if she knew)
You’re spurning me and my wishes (Got to go; do the dishes)
But maybe you could stay a wee while (Must admit you’ve really got style)
I could get undressed (Oh Honey, I’ve got to go)
You’d see even less (That’s done it; I’ve got to go)
What is it with you? (I know what I have to do)
Are you all right? (If you were older, then I might)
To leave me now you’ll be sorry (At least I won’t have to worry)

I’m going to ask you one final time (To stay would be a singular crime)

I want you to stay (But Honey, can’t you see)
Honey, I’ve (you’ve) got
Honey, I’ve (you’ve) got to go.

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