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Song Parodies -> "The Pop Slut Song (Paris Has Cellmate)"

Original Song Title:

"The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)"

Original Performer:

Dave Seville

Parody Song Title:

"The Pop Slut Song (Paris Has Cellmate)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my Ages of Amiright contest.................. Event 10
(Record Company)
“Alright you cheap sluts
Wearing G-stings and thongs?”

(Hilary Duff)
“I’ll say we are”

(Ashlee Simpson)

(Lindsay Lohan)
“Let’s sing to crowd”

(Record Company)
“Okay Lindsey”

(Lindsay Lohan)

(Record Company)
“Okay Hilary”

(Hilary Duff)

(Record Company)
“Okay Ashlee?

(Ashlee Simpson)
“Dude Chill!”

(The Pop Sluts)
Paris, Paris
Had some beers
Once had joy
But now has tears
Understood to not hit gas
Once was rich now she’s low class
Swerving lanes had too much hooch

(Ashlee Simpson)
Paris Hilton’s such a douche

(Pop Sluts)
Fact that’s not up for debate
That Paris has Cellmate

(Record Company)
Okay girls
You’re heady

Fix your shirt, Lindsay

(Lindsay Lohan)
Oh *hic* whoopsie

(Record Company)
Hilary, eat some more

(Hilary Duff)

(Record Company)
Ah, Ashlee
Don’t lip sync to that
Sing it!

Ah, Ashlee

(Ashlee Simpson)

(Pop Sluts)
Now this dame is cooped with Snoop

(Ashlee Simpson)
She has a got a different pooch

(Pop Sluts)
Billion bucks won’t open gate
Celled Paris left estate
Lost her car, That partied skank
Cause Paris drove and drank

(Record Company)
“Very good girls”

(Hilary Duff)
“Let’s make an album!”

(Lindsay Lohan)
“Yeah! Let’s make an album!”

(Record Company)
“I had enough, Can’t understand you twits!”

(Ashlee Simpson)
“Hey! Just who are you calling twits!”

(Hilary Duff)
“We want to make an album!”

(Record Company)
“Now wait a minute girls”

(Lindsay Lohan)
“Why can’t we make an album?!”

(Teenaged girl chatter)

(Record Company)
“Ashlee stop your tape!
Hilary! I said eat it!
Lindsay will you drop that booze?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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Jack Wilson - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS,that RILED! I can actually picture Ashlee and them singing like chipmunks
Ann Hammond - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
JP - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious, best of the day. Big 5's.
Dee Range - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Love to see a music video of this...great concept and execution
Jonathan S. - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
You'd get 555 from moi, except I had to dock you in the middle-score for using "d****e" and "skank." Still, beyond that, brilliantly done...545! ^_^
alvin - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
with a name like mine, i feel i'm more than qualified to give you top scores for this.....great concept
Below Average Dave - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias, I thought this was very funny, and I like the use of the personal voices. . .the only thing I have to say, don't expect me to record a parody of The Chipmunks Song, I can't sound like Chipmunks OR Paris Hilton . . .and I personally don't see anything I'd correct. . .or take off for.
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I loved it. My evil twin Bernard, however, who thinks of Paris the way I think of Catherine Zeta-Jones, would hate it, but he's too depressed over her pending incarceration to vote.
LPG-Unit - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this Paris Hilton joke is so awesome! 555
Matthias - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to Jack, Ann, JP, Dee (As soon as I can hire Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashlee Simpson I'll do it), Jonathan, Alvin, Below Average Dave (Just suck some helium before you record), Mike, and LPG-Unit
LPG-Unit - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, thanks, too, Matthias, anyway, please feel free to contribute to my wiki site; you can find it in Chucky's forum, under the Am I Right section; I'm looking for more contributors for my site, you know...
Mike Juergens - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
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Ravyn Rant - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the hooch/douche rhyme. And all the rest. 555
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) HI-Larious!
Michael McVey - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny enough to bring down the jailhouse!
bobpiecheese - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) DKTOS, and the subject matter is not my cup of tea. Bagging Paris is all very well, but the bagging of the other three girls is definitely not me.

Okay you can bag Ashlee. Well done, anyways.
Below Average Dave - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Already did my comment. . .and as I said it was very funny. . .
Cat - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) "She has got a different pooch" it!! Big congrats on making an absolutely GRATING OS somewhat palatable!

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