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Song Parodies -> "Chipmunk Run"

Original Song Title:

"Cows With Guns"

Original Performer:

Dana Lyons

Parody Song Title:

"Chipmunk Run"

Parody Written by:

1337 P3R50N

The Lyrics

Small and squeaky, short and thin,
They look so stealthy, with a sneaky grin.
Evil Grin

They live in the forest, everyone hates them
Everyone thinks they cause madness and mayhem
No More Grin

Nobody thunk it, nobody thought
These critters aren't rodents, no, maybe not.
Much Dumb In

The chipmunks started to get a plan
They would show these people they were like man
Just Like Him

They carried small billfolds, made amazing deals
But the men wouldn't hear them, laughing in peals
Look At Them

One chipmunk alone, in the squeaky crowd
Had a big idea, and spoke it out loud.
Genius, Him

But the fellows didn't hear him squeaking with might
For the rodent was telling them that they should fight.
They Won't Win

The chipmunks didn't believe him one bit
They yelled and they cursed, they scratched and they bit
Chipmunk Din

It was only after their homes were destroyed
By a giant foot, they all got annoyed
Big Foot In

They prepared for war, sharpened their claws
Fluffed up their tails, and readied their paws
Ready to Win

Before the big brawl, the chipmunk did shriek.
"Fight for equality, for the strong, and weak!!"

We will fight for
'Munk equality
And hold our small heads high
We will run free
With the men and squirrels
Or die
Chipmunk Run.

They ran in a house, shreiking and chattering,
The television recieved quite a battering.
Men Done In

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in chipmunks, covered up deep.
They Will Win

Chipmunks everywhere, not forlorn
They were ready to fight to the last acorn

We will fight for
'Munk equality
And hold our small heads high
We will run free
With the men and squirrels
Or die
Chipmunk Run.

The President said, "Enought is enough.
These uppity rodents, time to get tough."
Trouble For Them

The newspapers gloated, people thought they would win
Tomorrow at noon, they would wear chipmunk skin.
Chipmunk Skin

The munks were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They squeaked their last squeaks, and waited all day
Run From Them

The order was given to turn munks to T-shirts
Every chipmunk was worried, would this hurt?

But on the horizon, surrounding the abhorred
Came the deafening roar...
of squirrels...
on skateboards.

We will fight for
'Munk equality
And hold our small heads high
We will run free
With the men and squirrels
Or die

oooooooohhhhhh, ooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...

Chipmunk Run.

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