I am having trouble driving,
Hotel is fifteen miles away.
I feel my bladder is a-tightenin',
I wish the urge would go away.

CHORUS:
Just sit and hold tight,
I won't unzip my fly,
There's a bathroom on the right.

I feel that the pain is growing,
I know I'm gonna let flow soon.
All I can think about is oceans,
My upholstery's about to be ruined.

CHORUS
Hold tight!

Wish I could hold it in forever,
But my willpower's starting to slide.
Looks like I'm gonna taint the leather,
But I'll hold until my kidneys fry.

CHORUS
CHORUS