Song Parodies -> The Ballad of John Walker

Original Song Title:

"White Room"

Original Performer:

Cream

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of John Walker"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

For all that dont know, Johnny Walker is not just a liquor, but is also the American Taliban
Johnny Walker, you should be tried, for your treason
Taking up arms, firing at, your own country
You left homeland, ran to Arab, you got confused
Met Osama, got corrupted, with their bull s**t

You turned Taliban, and betrayed your country
Turned Taliban, fired on American troops

On September, the eleventh, you had chuckled
when the planes came, you had said that, its a good thing
Took a new name, now a Muslim, helped Bin Ladin
Hypocrite now, said you hate all, Americans

You laughed at us all, and spit in our face
You laughed at us all, now you will face the troops

In your hide out, In your dark cave, we had found you
We dragged you out, then you confessed, to your doings
Johnny Walker, you are traitor, you should be killed
for your role as, American Taliban

You'll sleep in your cell, for the crimes you'd done
For the crimes that you did, there in Afghanistan
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