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Song Parodies -> "I’m The Only Stray Escargot"

Original Song Title:

"I'm The Only Gay Eskimo"

Original Performer:

Corky and the Juice Pigs

Parody Song Title:

"I’m The Only Stray Escargot"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Another challenge; I’ll try sending this I guess and see what happens.
I’m the only stray escargot
I’m the only snail to know
I’m the only stray escargot
I’ll survive

Once when young tried scaring off my best friend Alex
But I had forgotten that we are all unisex
A hermaphrodite mistake doh!
I’ll survive

Well .. call me nut so what; they chew their supper
But I have got this strange craving for tree rubber
I’m the only stray escargot
I’ll survive

I’ve tried to warn them of chef’s delights
And I got less attention when I put on tights
I’m the only stray escargot
Do not thrive

Watch for the frogs croak out
* hungry frog noises *

I love street night lights while taking my stroll
I stand under the spotlight and I climb up the pole
Climb up the pole

I’m the only stray escargot
I’m the only snail to know
I’m the only stray escargot
I’ll survive

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Agrimorfee - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
You stepped up to the challenge and got it done in record time, Ann! For that, 555.
Matthias - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job here Ann. Escargot is a inspired sub for Eskimo. I wish you finished the song with the bands singing the song, but this was good nonetheless. Can't wait to see what Agrimorfee is brewing
Ann Hammond - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee when I get a challange or request it becomes a top priority. Thanks Matthias.
Dylan Baranski - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
WOW! You actually submitted it under the real artist & not "Weird Al" Yankovic! Automatic 5-5-5. Is the original song a parody of anything? As another reward: http://free.house.cx/~eil/etc/notal_list.html
Ann Hammond - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Dylan

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