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Song Parodies -> "Cactus On Your Trousers"

Original Song Title:

"Lipstick On Your Collar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Cactus On Your Trousers"

Parody Written by:

Marriot Weller

The Lyrics

When you left me all alone in New Mexico
Said you're going for a smoke outside the disco
I knew you'd been cheating, it was plain to see
That the object of your love was a desert tree

Cactus on your trousers, boy you've got some nerve
Cactus on your trousers, spikes in every curve
Bet your life we're finished, you're a twisted perv
'Cause cactus on your trousers, pain's all you deserve

You said it's the latest kick, you said it was bad
You said come on try it too, you must think me mad
You called that cactus Mary Jane, you broke every rule
It's the end you cacti loving masochistic fool

Cactus on your trousers, boy you've got some nerve
Cactus on your trousers, spikes in every curve
Bet your life we're finished, you're a twisted perv
'Cause cactus on your trousers, pain's all you deserve, boy
Pain's all you deserve, man
Pain's all you deserve, yeah

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - February 26, 2018 - Report this comment
This is funny. I've had multiflore rose scratches on my leg. We southerners prefer Watermellon.

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