Where The Booze Are,
Drinks await my snatch
A frosty vase, or beer, a case,
A jigger I'll chug...down the hatch
Where The Booze Are,
That's where you'll find me
On any night, dim lights or bright
This bar is where I'll always be..

Never hang with the sober people
Who don't choose booze or wine..
I aim to get higher than a steeple
Just watch my red nose shine..

Pour that last one
Barkeep, ain't this drink free?
Where The Booze Are, Where The Booze Are,
Where The Booze Are..
That's where I shall be

Keep 'em comin'
Excuse me, while I pee
Where The Booze Are, Where The Booze Are
Where The Booze Are,
Here's where I shall be..