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Song Parodies -> "Where The Booze Are"

Original Song Title:

"Where The Boys Are"

Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Where The Booze Are"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Where The Booze Are,
Drinks await my snatch
A frosty vase, or beer, a case,
A jigger I'll chug...down the hatch
Where The Booze Are,
That's where you'll find me
On any night, dim lights or bright
This bar is where I'll always be..

Never hang with the sober people
Who don't choose booze or wine..
I aim to get higher than a steeple
Just watch my red nose shine..

Pour that last one
Barkeep, ain't this drink free?
Where The Booze Are, Where The Booze Are,
Where The Booze Are..
That's where I shall be

Keep 'em comin'
Excuse me, while I pee
Where The Booze Are, Where The Booze Are
Where The Booze Are,
Here's where I shall be..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
where the fives ( fifths ? ) are...bottoms up
John Barry - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin..and John......................and Oops, I did it again...I need to get into submit/rehab..keep typing in web address...used to entering another humor site..where it's called for..
2Eagle - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
That was just the opposite of Miss Teenage Wholesomeness' OS. I couldn't even imagine her going to the toilet.
UnKnownVotress - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L"Air de Farce, don't let the politcal scene get you down, sir; It's not worth boozing over !

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