Song Parodies -> Eliot Ness
| Original Song Title: | "My Happiness" |
| Original Performer: | Connie Francis |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eliot Ness" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
He went after Al Capone
Wouldn't leave poor Al, alone
As "Untouchable" was known,
......Eliot Ness
Busted up those brewery stills
Givin' Al, Chicago ills
Offered bribes, turned down the bills,
......Eliot Ness
By nineteen...thirty four
In Ohio,..fought crime some more
Unsuccessful, and then..
Turned to heavy drinking,...again
Fought depression, more and more
Heart attack at "Fifty Four"
Never knew his fame would soar,
......Eliot Ness
Wouldn't leave poor Al, alone
As "Untouchable" was known,
......Eliot Ness
Busted up those brewery stills
Givin' Al, Chicago ills
Offered bribes, turned down the bills,
......Eliot Ness
By nineteen...thirty four
In Ohio,..fought crime some more
Unsuccessful, and then..
Turned to heavy drinking,...again
Fought depression, more and more
Heart attack at "Fifty Four"
Never knew his fame would soar,
......Eliot Ness
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infotainment !
Great job!
Thanks, alvin, and PMS
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