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Song Parodies -> "Nutty Dames Bitchery March"

Original Song Title:

"Notre Dame Victory March"

Original Performer:

College song

Parody Song Title:

"Nutty Dames Bitchery March"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

11-07-05...Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders were arrested, and later lost their jobs for bar fighting and having sex in a restroom stall. It all took place in a Tampa, Florida niteclub, appropriately named, "Banana Joe's"
Really crazy nutty dames
Renee, Angela, are their names
Better, though, they knew
They just blew their jobs, too
Let's boo those nutty dames..

Had a fight there in that bar
Drank too much and then went too far
Made a big news story,
It's too late for, "Sorry"
Boo those nutty dames

CHORUS:
Jeers, Jeers, for bold nutty dames
Two Panther cheerleaders playin' games
Horned up dollies, drunk ass high
One punched a patron in the eye
Heeded some extra "Nature's Call"
When they had sex in that bathroom stall
Caught with royal buns there arching
Upward to "bitchery"

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
This seems to be a popular topic. If I could give you an extra point for doing this to the fight song of "America's Catholic University," spoofing The Church's somewhat less-than-holy fixation on homosexuality, I would. But five is the limit. And, while even I had to look it up, I can now tell you that the NDVM was written by Father Michael Shea and his brother John Shea in 1908.
alvin rhodes - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
i hate to hear about something like that happening..when i wasn't there to film it...5s
AFW - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael...and right on with author stats...thanks, alvin, and lol
Billy Boyd - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like a jolly white trash time to me...all 5's.
carol - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
lol! 5's
AFW - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Billy and Carol

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