Song Parodies -> Win Wisconsin
| Original Song Title: | "On Wisconsin" |
| Original Performer: | College Fight Song |
| Parody Song Title: | "Win Wisconsin" |
| Parody Written by: | Stray Pooch |
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. A few weeks ago Dean was the front runner. Now he is hinting at taking a second-string position. He has hinged his whole campaign on a win in the cheesehead state. So it only makes sense to get a new campaign theme song. Here is my humble submission . . . (See URL below for a WAV if you need it.)
Win Wisconsin, Win Wisconsin!
Keep that hope alive!
Pull a win out of your butt, Dean
Or you're screwed this time!
Win Wisconsin, Win Wisconsin!
Fight to keep your fame!
Make people really think
You'll win this game!
Win Wisconsin, Win Wisconsin!
Is your battle cry.
Rally all your followers to
your pie in the sky!
Win Wisconsin, Win Wisconsin!
Or you're history!
But if you miss top spot
You'll take V.P.!
Keep that hope alive!
Pull a win out of your butt, Dean
Or you're screwed this time!
Win Wisconsin, Win Wisconsin!
Fight to keep your fame!
Make people really think
You'll win this game!
Win Wisconsin, Win Wisconsin!
Is your battle cry.
Rally all your followers to
your pie in the sky!
Win Wisconsin, Win Wisconsin!
Or you're history!
But if you miss top spot
You'll take V.P.!
Copyright Stray Pooch 2004. To hear a WAV of this fight song: http://www.netheaduniversity.com/sounds/UWisconsinMadisiononwisconsin.wav
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Stray, don't hold your breath. Time to jump onboard the Kerry train to victory.
Like I said in the comments of a parody last week...if he depening on our vote to save his campaign...he's in trouble. Mainly because most people in my state can't figure out "complex" things like the q-tip or the toothbrush.
Behold, the power of cheeseheads voting for Kerry. No, I'm not talking to you, Howard, I'm talking to that other nut.
Actually I REALLY ticked off a Dean supporter friend of mine on my debate site. Bummer. Dean's chances are best summed up by a line from Dilbert: (and I quote loosely) You know, studies have shown that if they wear a hat snowballs can last a few minutes in hell." The bandwagon, incidentally, that I am on is the Dubya Express.
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