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Song Parodies -> "REP Gun Owners Theme Song"

Original Song Title:

"Coca-Cola Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Coca-Cola Commercials

Parody Song Title:

"REP Gun Owners Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A parody Patrick might like ;-)
I'd like to buy each DEM a gun
and furnish them with rounds,
Mini-14s, AR-15s,
the guns that make loud sounds

I'd like to teach each DEM to shoot
with pinpoint accuracy,
I'd like to stop the gun-ban talks
and keep the US free

Second Amendment
Not just the NRA
Freedom demands it
We’re not Govt. slaves!!!
The first 2 verses are from the short version of 1 Coca-Cola commercial and the 3rd is from another.

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Patrick - June 10, 2013 - Report this comment
The Dems get their guns via taxpayer funds. Or, they plan on confiscating them from us and keeping them for themselves. Did you ever see that photo of Senator Schumer shooting a Tec-9? Big smile on his face. Among Christian preppers and survivalists, there is an expression for the breakdown of society "When the Schumer Hits the Fan".
Rob Arndt - June 10, 2013 - Report this comment
I find that most liberal DEMs that want gun bans have never ever fired a gun, went hunting, sport shooting at a range, or even owned one for home protection. They remind me of that other group that say motorcycles are dangerous w/o ever riding one. Everyone should be taught to properly operate and maintain some form of firearm and there should be programs to teach the young to ride bikes too. Who needs electrics and hybrids when motorcycles on avg get 50+ mph depending on size and motor? We might learn something from Europe and Asia. People just fear what they don't know and have never used. My parodies on guns and wolves today makes that clear...
Patrick - June 12, 2013 - Report this comment
The first libertarians I ever heard of were a group called ABATE (A Brotherhood Against Totalitarian Enactments). They wanted to ride motorcycles without helmets. I am deathly afraid of the things. Even had my own stunt double for a video shoot where I was supposed to ride on one. But I figure the folks who ride bikes know more about the safety factors than politicians do. In fact, other than politics, what do politicians know? Kansas Governor Sam Brownback rides a motorcycle. Security code 792, one of your favorite calibers, no doubt.

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