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Song Parodies -> "And Kill The Babies Pt 2"

Original Song Title:

"Pop Goes the Weasel"

Original Performer:

Classic Children's Song

Parody Song Title:

"And Kill The Babies Pt 2"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

This is the second in a series, the original parody I wrote called, "But Kill the Babies" can be found here; http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/unknown28.shtml
Used to be that to be confirmed
One needed brains and savvy
Now it's changed cuz that's not what's in
They may stop killing babies

We do not care if they're qualified
And we won't give our apologies
You may be much smarter than us
But suck if you won't kill the babies

We care more about our own plight
Don't care if you haven't got lazies
Cuz we must protect our very own
And kill the babies

We do not care if you love the law
And are all goodness with daisies
You may protect our forefather's words
But nope if you don't kill our babies

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 47

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   1
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 4   2
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 5   23
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Adagio - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, I think the pacing could be improved, but I liked the pro-life content, and replaced funny with "profound".
carol - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
pacing does need improvement, but overall content not bad. whoever voted 111 was just spiteful.
Linda - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio and Carol, You are right! I read the song, sang it and it all seemed okay until I hit the submit button and re-read my notes after I hit that button, THEN I saw one line that was way off! It's like going to the supermarket and not checking your list till you get home only to find out... shyt! Anyway, thanks for the compliments and the honest review... my first "but kill the babies" parody had much better pacing, I am so ashamed!
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
No criticism here, I just don't understand this.
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't realize that there is a strain of baby killing going on. If your intent was to condemn a woman's choice, then that's not baby killing. Roe v. Wade is still (and will continue to be) the law of the land.
Orialgap J. Trebor - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I did know that there is a strain of baby killing going on. If my intent was not to condemn a baby's murder, then that's baby killing. Roe V. Wade is not (and never has been) the law of the land.
Rellim Ecyor - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Orialgap - which country do you live in, the Theocratic nation of Texas?
Linda - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Robert J. Pagliaro â€" your analogy, as logical as you think it may sound, is just your thwarted opinion based on your need to have a clear conscious. If you vote in the very people you know are extremely passionate about killing babies and making it not only possible, but free if need be, (courtesy of the American taxpayer), you are a baby killer. If you vote to give a right that belongs to God alone and not to any old pregnant women who wants to abort their “mistakes” with a more clear conscious, you are a baby killer. If you follow the great grand leaders in your party who vote against a very intelligent, capable, proven fair and experienced candidate for a high court position simply because they feel that he may, in the future, decide a case that may possibly risk their one and only true platform issue, killing babies, you are a baby killer. Simply because you do not like the fact you are a baby killer, does not make it untrue. Life would be nice for those like you if allowed to at every whim, every opportunity and every personal need to do what ever they feel like doing, however horrible it may be, and then later make themselves feel all better by simply justifying their pathetic and egocentric actions … isn’t that right? Guess it is, since you seem to use that type of justification and announced an good example of it in a public forum and without a second thought.
Linda - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Orialgap J. Trebor, nice try with your response, however, you cannot always count on everyone who reads your answers to be as stupid as you hope them to be. The issue here is not that of condemning those who have abortions and really has never been seen by the general public as the real issue. Kudos for you for not condemning others â€" but the issue remains; supporting baby killing with your votes and your supporting those who will defend it to the end, even live birth abortions, paid by taxpayers is the issue, and you are a baby killer and it has nothing to do with Roe v Wade… It is not for me to personally tell women who have the abortions that they are bad or condemned to hell. However, it’s my moral, ethical and personal responsibility that I do not make it possible for millions of innocent and feeling babies to die by contributing my votes, my time rallying to get more baby killing votes or in any way, shape or form, giving or showing my approval to the baby killing that goes on. I cannot in good conscious hand over rights to women who want to kill babies and simply ignore it and in essence tell God the right to kill babies is no longer His right. I understand that the demoncrat party has no platform of any real substance other than to keep baby killing strong and so to be a true member you must become a baby killer too. But I think it is a crime that there are those who want to stay in the demoncrat party, call themselves good and Christian people who in the same hypocritical voice, must excuse or justify their own part in baby killing by stating that they personally do not believe in baby killing. I find it strange that they can attend church, the very few which do, and pray to God on a Sunday and vote God’s rights out on a Tuesday. Their nonsense and defense about this issue is a lame attempt to free their own responsibility, guilt and conscious while they continue on with their baby killing. Democrats do not walk the walk that they talk and talk and feel so passionate about - now do they?
Orialgap J. Trebor (ca. 1860) - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I did know that there is a strain of kidnapping going on. If my intent was not to condemn a free people's enslavement, then that's depriving humans of their rights. Dred Scott is not (and never has been) the law of the land.
Rellim Ecyor (ca. 1860) - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Orialgap - which country do you live in, the nigger-lover nation of Massachusetts?
Orialgap J. Trebor (ca. 1940) - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I did know that there is a strain of murder going on. If my intent was not to condemn race genocide, then that's murder. The Law for the Protection of German Blood is not (and never has been) the law of the land.
Rellim Ecyor (ca. 1940) - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Orialgap - which country do you live in, the Zionist Jewnited States of America?
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, in order to read your rant I would have to be convinced that there is a God (made in your image). Since I don't subscribe to that theory, your post is baseless. By the way, are you a member of "Christian Exodus" - I find their views as primative and scarey as yours. Enjoy tomorrow's indictments of the shepherds in your party - it's really got the making of another Watergate - you know, that abuse of power put yourself ahead of the Constitution thing. I hope Al Franken is right and that they end up executed for Treason; afterall, that's what King George I (George H. W. Bush) said should happen. I'm sorry, I must go now, I'm off to see Cream - just another group contributing to the moral decay of society.
Immoral Liberal - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, you murderer - after all, you do support the unjust war, correct? Then, of course, you are a murderer. By the way, have you god nuts forgotten about the Constitution? If you anti-choice, war loving, mule mating, bible thumping fascists object to Freedom in America, then please - go and start your own country. Otherwise, leave the rest of us alone. If you don't want an abortion, don't have one. But please don't deprive a woman of her legal choice. If you want to pray, fine, but there is no reason to make the rest of us pray or to forced our children to pray in public institutions. Mr. Pagliaro is right, the extremist views of the murderess Linda and the Christian Exodus are so far from the mainstream it's pathetic. Hey, Fascist Linda, why don't you and your Christian Exodus friends move to Iran - it seems that you agree more with their ideology than with mainstream Americans. Good Riddance.
Lurker - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your savior or burn for eternity. Repent for the end is nigh.
Donovan - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
So Shrill, The Crazies
Linda - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Orialgap J. Trebor (ca. 1940) - to you and all your other many backwards names, you are funny! Your posts always amuse me.

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