Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Stalking Us Now"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Christmas/Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Stalking Us Now"

Parody Written by:

Kim Sanders

The Lyrics

Thanks for the inspiration, Wolflord!
We better watch out,
And try not to cry,
When we find out Santa's
A stalker and spy.
Santa Clause is stalking us now.

He's staring at us.
He pulls a knife out!
He's the reason all the children shout,
"I think Santa's stalking us now."

Could be considered peeping,
When he moves aside the drape.
He is bent on killing us.
What caused him so much hate?

Oh! He's writing some threats,
He's making a call.
He's following us around at the mall.
Santa Claus is stalking us now.

The unsigned emails, his voice on the phone,
The thought of him chills us down to the bone.
Santa Claus is stalking us now.

The police don't believe us.
We try hard to stay safe,
But we know that one of these days,
Our lives he will take!

So....
We better watch out,
And try not to cry,
When we find out Santa's
A stalker and spy.
Santa Clause is stalking us now.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 26

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 1
 
 2   2
 0
 1
 
 3   4
 1
 1
 
 4   7
 3
 8
 
 5   11
 20
 15
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Kim - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
i forot to add this.. "mwuhahahaha, i mean, ho ho ho"
Andrew Darwitan - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
344... not a good pacing..
monty python fan - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
will you join me at my court at camelot? *silence* you make me sad lol
Gabriel - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
i knew it the whole time thats how he always knows what we want
WHOOPS - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
my mom almost caught me with this, I had to pretend someone else wrote it. if my sister found this.... PANIC
Anonymous Bob - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
555. I liked the parody. PS Kim: If you don't wanna get caught come up with a weird nickname for yourself. (e.g. Anonymous Bob)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/christmastraditional5.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 3713