We better watch out,
And try not to cry,
When we find out Santa's
A stalker and spy.
Santa Clause is stalking us now.

He's staring at us.
He pulls a knife out!
He's the reason all the children shout,
"I think Santa's stalking us now."

Could be considered peeping,
When he moves aside the drape.
He is bent on killing us.
What caused him so much hate?

Oh! He's writing some threats,
He's making a call.
He's following us around at the mall.
Santa Claus is stalking us now.

The unsigned emails, his voice on the phone,
The thought of him chills us down to the bone.
Santa Claus is stalking us now.

The police don't believe us.
We try hard to stay safe,
But we know that one of these days,
Our lives he will take!

So....
We better watch out,
And try not to cry,
When we find out Santa's
A stalker and spy.
Santa Clause is stalking us now.